I am so awesome. Very very very very yrev very awesome. In fact I'm so awesome, that without me, this Wiki couldn't funtion proprely without me. I spelled "properly" wrong. Big woop. Wanna fight about it?
I grew up on Neptune, but had to move to Earth because my awesomeness generated an awesome storm which awesomely engulfed the planet's most awesome areas. I'm am 1,823,746,369 years old. Awesome, isn't it? I am also strong. Awesomely strong. In fact, I am so awesomely strong I can play basketball with VY Canis Majoris. Despite the fact that it's a flaming ball of gas (my awesomeness prevents me from getting burned).
Long ago, when the pyramids were still young, I destroyed them to make way for the Universe. (these aren't the pyramids made by the Egyptians, these are the ones made by Chuck Norris) However, due to the fact I was born on Neptune, I didn't exist yet. I was born in the Neptunian north pole, where Satan Claus chokes on the gasses that Neptune's atmosphere consist of. I am so awesome I can walk on gas giant planets, by the way. At the age of 634,6263,63,46,437,3772, the war against Uranus began. The Uranians never made it past the Oort Cloud (where Neptune was situated at the time, but my awesome storm shattered the omniverse). I was then forced to flee to Earth for no apparent reason.
- I am better than you in every way imaginable.
- I am so awesome I eat Megalodons for breakfast. And Gigalodons for dinner.
- When I became a brony, I got 20% cooler. In other words, I am 123,636,973,846,845,732,745,732,094,7463,% cool.
- My favourite game is Crash Bandicoot: BandiCooper is the Best Gamer Ever. It's a game I made myself on the PlayStation 4. It's so awesome that IGN gave it an 11/10.
- My best friend is called Xarlo Czhehdiseid Omnivuin. Say that ten times fast.
- My name comes from the BandiCooponian word for "Super mega omega ultra giga terra yotta awesome God king lord ruler who is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than you", BandiCooper.
- I pretend my horse on Red Dead Redemption can talk because he is so awesome.