| ||For guard script, see guard script.|
This is the script of Jak II.
- Jak II is not entirely linear, therefore the script follows the order of the scene players, excepting obviously misplaced cutscenes.
- Some scenes happen during a mission or are otherwise related, and are placed under either the same header or under one that follows-up on the previous one indicated by a number.
- The oracle missions can be done anytime during the story, so they've been put at the end.
- Not included are non-dialogue cutscenes of Jak using the air train to and from the Port, the landing pad and the Metal Head nest, even though you cannot normally leave said last location. There also appears to be no scene for Jak using any elevators.
Samos (voice): For every age there is a time of trial. The rocks faced such a fire before they were the strength beneath our feet. The plants braved vast winds before their roots could give us life. As a sage of considerable years, I have known only one such great ordeal. Yet the hero it created was a champion for all time!
Samos: Today's the big day, Jak. I hope you are prepared... for whatever happens.
Keira: I think I've figured out most of this machine. It interacts somehow with that large Precursor Ring. I just hope we didn't break anything moving it here to the lab.
Daxter: Easy for you to say! We did all the heavy lifting!
Samos: Daxter! Don't touch anything! Though the Precursors vanished long ago, the artifacts they left behind can still do great harm.
Keira: Or great good! If you figure out how to use them.
Samos: I've had some experience with such things. I know you can make it work.
Daxter: Looks like Jak's still got the mojo!
Keira: Interesting... it appears to be reading out some preset coordinates.
Daxter: Wow, look at that!
Metal Kor: Finally! The last rift gate has been opened!
Daxter: Aaaaargh! What are those things?!
Samos: So this is how it happened...
Metal Kor: You cannot hide from me boy!
Keira: Do something, Jak!
Daxter: What's this do?! Or that?! How 'bout this one?! Everybody, press all the buttons!
Keira: What was that thing?!
Samos: Hang on everyone!
Daxter: Yyaaaaahhhhh! I want off this thing!
Samos: Find yourself, Jak!
Daxter: Okay, I swear that's the last time I ever, ever, touch any stupid Precursor crap!
Guard: There he is. Move in. Step away from the animal!
Erol: Forget the rat. The Baron wants him! We've been waiting for you!
Daxter: Don't worry Jak! I'll save you before you know it!
Two years later.
Computer (voice): Dark eco injection cycle complete. Bio readings nominal and unchanged.
Praxis: Hhhppp. Nothing! I was informed that this one might be different!
Erol: He is surprisingly resistant to your 'experiments' Baron Praxis. I fear the Dark Warrior program has failed.
Praxis: Aaaagh! You should at least be dead with all the dark eco I've pumped into you!
Erol: What now? Metal Head armies are pressing their attacks. Without a new weapon, my men cannot hold them off forever!
Praxis: I will not be remembered as the man who lost this city to those vile creatures! Move forward with the final plan! And finish off this... 'thing' tonight!
Erol: As you wish. I'll be back later...
Daxter: Ding, ding... Third floor... Body chains, roach food, torture devices. Hey buddy... you seen any heroes around here? WHOA! What'd they do to you?! Jak, it's me... Daxter! That's a fine hello! I've been crawling around in this place risking my tail... literally, to save you! I've been looking for you for two years! Say something! Just this once!!
Jak: I'm gonna kill Praxis!
Daxter: Shhhhhh! Right now, we gotta get you outta here. Just let me figure out how to open the security locks for your chair so I...
Daxter: Or aaah... you could do it. Jak? Easy now. Easy buddy. It's... it's your old pal Daxter remember?
Jak: AAAAGGHH!... Daxter?
Daxter: What the heck was that?! Sheesh, remind me not to piss you off! Come on tall, dark and gruesome. We're outta here! I, uh, brought you some new threads. Put 'em on.
Escape from fortress (in-game)Edit
(After collecting your first orb.)
Daxter: These precursor orbs are worth a lot now. We might find a few hidden around or get some doing difficult tasks. We are able to buy stuff with 'm.
(When approaching the stack of boxes in the first room. Be ready for Daxter's annoying tirade of obvious questions.)
Daxter: Do you remember how to jump?
(When going through the corridor after exiting the first room.)
Daxter: Please, tell me you remember how to roll.
(After entering the second room through the tunnel.)
Computer (voice): Alert. Prisoner escape in progress.
(When reaching your first high ledge.)
Daxter: Ooh, that's a high ledge. Try jumping once and then jumping again once in the air to reach that one.
(When approaching the first KG crates.)
Daxter: There are lots of Krimzon Guard crates lying around for the taking. Break that crate!
(After collecting your first health pack.)
Daxter: Good job, that crate had a health pack inside. Pick it up. You want to keep healthy Jak or uh... who'll do the fighting?
(After climbing the moving platforms.)
Computer (voice): You are in a restricted sector. This sector is on high alert.
(When approaching the first really high ledge.)
Daxter: If you duck before you'll jump you'll go higher, you need a high jump to reach the top of this ledge, Jak.
(When encountering your first guard.)
Daxter: Guards, Jak! Do your uh... stuff.
(When approaching your second guard.)
Guard: We're beginning a sweep!
(When further moving through the fortress.)
Guard: We're moving in.
Computer (voice): Surrender yourself. You are under arrest.
(After reaching your first big gap.)
Daxter: You can get a longer jump by rolling into it.
(Before reaching the fifth room.)
Guard: We have movement at level one.
(When reaching the fifth room.)
Guard: Move in!
Guard: There he is!
Guard: Open fire!
(When reaching the middle part of the fifth room.)
Guard: Prisoner sighted; we got him!
(Before reaching the first metal grating.)
Guard: Don't move!
Guard: Prisoner on level two!
(When reaching the first metal grating.)
Daxter: If you jump and dive you'll crash onto the ground hard enough to break lots of things. Breaking stuff's fun right?
(After entering the flooded, waste-filled room.)
Computer (voice): There is no escape.
(After escaping the fortress.)
Daxter: We're free Jak, thanks to me! Nice to breath some fresh air, eh? We'll get that Baron Praxis guy alright!
Meeting Kor and the KidEdit
Kor: Hello strangers. My name is Kor. May I help...
Jak: You look like a reasonably smart man. I want information. Where the Hell am I?
Daxter: Uh, sorry. He's new to the whole conversation thing.
Kor: Well, my angry young friend. You are a "guest" of his "majesty" Baron Praxis, the ruler of "glorious" Haven City.
Jak: I was just a "guest" in the good Baron's prison.
Kor: Inside a cell or inside the city, walls surround us both. We are all his prisoners. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time. I-I'd move on if I were you.
Guard: By order of his eminence, the Grand Protector of Haven City, Baron Praxis, everyone in this section is hereby under arrest for suspicion of harboring underground fugitives. Surrender and die!
Daxter: Uh, excuse me sir, don't you mean surrender, OR DIE!?
Kor: Not in this city! Protect us from these guards, and I'll introduce you to someone who could help you!
Daxter: That was cool! Do it again!
Jak: Something's happening to me... Something he did... I can't... control it.
Kor: Very impressive.
Daxter: Ehh, you okay Jak?
Kor: What you just did was very brave. This child is important.
Daxter: This kid? He looks kinda... scruffy.
Guard: You are in a restricted zone. Move along.
Kor: Thank you for your help, but I must get this boy to safety.
Daxter: Hey! What about us?
Kor: There is an underground group waging war against Baron Praxis. Its leader, the Shadow, could use fighters like you! Go to the slums. Find a dead-end alley near the city wall. Ask for Torn. He can help you.
After protecting Kor and Kid (in-game)Edit
Computer (voice): The city map is displayed in the lower right. Follow the icons on the map to reach important destinations.
(After jumping on or hi-jacking a zoomer.)
Computer (voice): Welcome to the city's transportation system. You can hover in one of two zones, low and high. Try switching hover zones, switching hover zones might help avoid traffic and obstacles
Jak: We're looking for a guy named Torn. Kor sent us... um... Are you... Torn?
Daxter: Maybe this guy's a mute, like you used to be.
Torn: New faces make me nervous. Word is you're out to join the fight for the city. You know, picking the wrong side could be... unhealthy.
Jak: We want to see the Shadow.
Torn: Huh, huh, huh. Not likely. If you want to join something, why don't you and your pet go join the circus? Heh. Unless you got the fur for a really tough task? Steal the Baron's banner from the top of the Ruined Tower and bring it back to me. Then maybe we'll talk.
Getting the BannerEdit
Daxter: WWWHHHAAAAAA! WWHHOOAAA! OOOOOAAAAA!
Torn: Yeah. I guess you guys are in.
Daxter Gets a MoutfhulEdit
Daxter: Whew... being a big hero sure makes ya thirsty! Grrrrrhhhh...
Torn: The Baron turned off all water to the slums. He's willing to sacrifice innocent lives just to destroy the underground. I shouldn't be surprised. I've seen his evil before, while serving in the Krimzon Guard. That's why I quit.
Jak: You were a Krimzon Guard? Huh. Oh, that explains your... charming sense of humor.
Torn: My friend in the Guard tells me the valve to turn the water back on is located outside the city, at the pumping station.
Jak: Outside the city? What about the security walls?
Daxter: What about the Metal Heads?! It ain't no petting zoo out there! Peeps be getting deep-sixed!
Torn: Find the large drain pipe in the north wall. It'll take you outside the city to the pumping station. Get to the main valve and open it. If you survive, the slums will be indebted to you. If not, maybe we'll have a touching moment of silence in your honor.
Daxter: I'd like to give him a "touching moment".
Find Pumping Station Valve (in-game)Edit
(When you encounter manic heads for the first time.)
Daxter: Jak, those things are Metal Heads!
Daxter Rides the PipeEdit
Daxter: Ah, the valve. Allow me. Jak, help... Jak, help... Jak... please... help... Don't say it. Don't even chuckle! Next time, YOU turn the valves.
Torn and the Ammo DumpEdit
Torn: The slum's water is back on! I'd love to see the heads roll when the Baron finds out!
Jak: Yeah, I'm sure he's losing lots of sleep over this 'arm-pit' of the city. We've done what you've asked. Now, when do we see the Shadow?
Torn: When I say so, if I say so. But, before I even think about it, I want you to take care of an ammo dump we've I.D'd in the fortress. Lots of Krimzon Guards, constant patrols. We know it's vulnerable, and the Underground needs you to blow up all the ammo you find inside. Get all of it, and we'll deal a body blow to the Baron.
Daxter: You're sending us in, tough guy! So what's with this "we'll deal a body blow" stuff?
Jak: That's fine. I want the Baron to know that it's me who's hurting him.
Metal Heads in the City?Edit
Daxter: Cool! That's a security pass. We need those to get through city check points!
Guard: These barrels are the latest shipment of eco. The Baron says take them and get out!
Jak: Metal Heads in the city? Why are the guards giving them eco?
Blow up ammo at fortress (in-game)Edit
(When going through the KG fortress door once inside.)
- Computer (voice): Unauthorized use of fortress door, activating security tank.
(When not destroying the generator tubes in the center of the rotating platforms in the "Blow up ammo at fortress" mission.)
Daxter: Break those tubes in the center.
(When in the last room of the mission inside the fortress.)
Daxter: That must be the ammo and missile Torn told us to blow up!
(After destroying one, two, three and four cooling system machines, respectively.)
- Computer (voice):
- Warning. Missile cooling system damaged.
- Alert. Back-up cooling system failure. Emergency override initiated.
- Missile systems at critical overload. Fail-safe not responding.
- Danger. Warhead detonation imminent. Evacuating area.
Fire in the Hole!Edit
Daxter: This place has too much excitement. We need to move back to the country!
Daxter: The demolition duo has returned! One barbecued ammo dump served up hot!
Jak: We saw something odd while torching that ammo. The Baron's guards were giving barrels filled with eco to a group of Metal Heads!
Torn: Really? The Shadow will be very interested to hear that.
Daxter: You know, so far your gigs have been easier than stealin' grass from a sleeping yakow.
Torn: You and the rodent want to start proving yourselves? One of our "suppliers" needs his payment delivered - a bag of eco ore. Take the zoomer parked out back and drive it to the Hip Hog Heaven saloon in South Town. Ask for Krew - he'll be there. And don't let the Baron's patrols stop you. By the way, when you get there, pump Krew for information. He's wired into the city and may know what the Baron is up to.
Daxter: You can count on us!
Torn: Are you still here?
Make delivery to Hip Hog Saloon (in-game)Edit
(When nearing the first KG roadblock.)
Torn (communicator): Jak, it's a guard roadblock, get out of there!
(When nearing the second KG roadblock.)
Torn (communicator): They've set up a roadblock, they're on to you!
Meeting Krew and SigEdit
Daxter: Let me handle this, Jak. Watch my finesse and style!
Jak: Don't forget to ask about...
Daxter: Everything's cool. Nobody panic. Hey, big guy! You Krew? Well we shook the heat, and your shipment's in primo condition.
Krew: That's good 'ey, because a cargo of rare eco ore is worth more than ten of your lives! Mmmm and of course, I'd be forced to collect... ah slowly. Heh heh. The Underground will take anyone with a pulse these days. And what do we have here? The Shadow's mascot of the month? Oooh, soft... Sig, this fur would go well with my silk suits, ey?
Daxter: Listen, ah, tons of fun, anyone can see that you, uh, and I have the real juice in this burg. We're both players, right? We're both looking for a piece of the action, right? I think we can do business, right?
Jak: We did you a favor, now it's your turn. Why is the Baron giving eco to Metal Heads?
Krew: Questions like that could get a person killed 'ey! Sig, pay "el Capitan" here and his friends a bonus. If you want to see what that baby can do, try the gun course outside. Show me some skill with that hardware, and I'll hire you for a job or two 'ey.
Beat Scatter Gun course (in-game)Edit
(After first picking up the Scatter Gun inside the gun course.)
Sig (communicator): Hold on there, we need to teach you how to use this baby. The Scatter Gun is a good short-range weapon with a wide field of fire, to fire the gun press the trigger.
(After firing the gun.)
Sig (communicator): Good, some kick huh? It's not the fastest firing weapon in the world. You can put your weapon away or pull it out at any time. Try putting the weapon away.
(After putting it away.)
Sig (communicator): Easy huh, now take the weapon back out.
(After taking it back it out.)
Sig (communicator): Good, you can find red ammo inside Krimzon Guard crates, shoot the crates.
(After shooting some crates.)
Sig (communicator): Great, now you're ready. Wanna try the Scatter Gun course?
(When trying the Scatter Gun gun course for the first time.)
Sig (communicator): Lock and load, ready, go!. Shoot every target, the faster you shoot each target the more points you'll get.
(When the first citizen target pops up.)
Sig (communicator): Hold your fire on civvies, hit a civvie target and points will be deducted.
Sig (communicator): Not bad, but not good, try again.
(When trying for a second time.)
Sig (communicator): Lock and load, ready, go!
(After beating the target goal.)
Sig (communicator): You did it, excellent shooting!
The Job OfferEdit
Krew: Excellent shooting, Jak! Ever thought about being a wastelander, hmm?
Jak: Can't say that I have.
Krew: Wastelanders find items outside the city walls, 'ey. Any artifact or weapon worth having comes through my hands. Work for me and I'll throw you some of the sweeter items your way, hmmm.
Jak: Kill Metal Heads. Get toys? Sounds good to me.
Daxter: Slow down, Jak and the fat man; you two had better run that by me again, 'cause there's no way I'm going outside the city to face more Metal Heads!
Krew: Sig will show you the ropes.
Sig: So you wanna be wastelanders, huh doughboys? Well, we'll see what you're made of when we get out in the thick. Krew wants some new trophies to put butts in chairs at the Hip Hog. So I'm gonna bag him five nasty Metal Heads at the pumping station. Don't wet your fur, chili pepper, cause we're rollin' with the Peace Maker!
Daxter: Whoo, I need one of those! Where'd you get it?
Krew: Don't ask. Sig needs someone to watch his back while he tracks the Metal Heads, 'ey?
Sig: We'll meet at the pumping station. Listen, cherries, don't you leave me dangling in the wind out there!
Jak: Let's do it.
It's Gonna Be Fun!Edit
Sig: Hello Cherries. Ready to hunt a few Metal Heads? Follow me, stick close and watch my six. It's gonna be fun!
(Text-less cutscene of Sig blowing up a tanker blocking their path.)
(Text-less cutscene of Sig shooting down a first large metal head.)
(Text-less cutscene of Sig shooting down a second large metal head.)
(Text-less cutscene of Sig shooting down a third large metal head.)
(Text-less cutscene of Sig shooting down a fourth large metal head.)
Protect Sig at the pumping station (in-game)Edit
(Note that several of the above cutscenes take place in-between the specific lines listed below.)
(When starting the mission.)
Sig: Here we go.
(When engaging the first enemies.)
Sig: Here comes trouble.
(When jumping up the pumps.)
Sig: Follow me.
(When he's preparing to charge up to shoot the tank.)
Sig: Get behind me while I toast that tank.
(After destroying the tank with a piece barely missing Daxter.)
Sig: This way.
(After taking up cover behind a large box.)
Sig: Toast those bad boys up ahead.
(After you kill the Juice Goons up ahead.)
Sig: Great kid, great! Don't get cocky.
(When you re-unite with Sig.)
Sig: Did you miss me?
(When reaching the bridge.)
Sig: Quick, drop the bridge!
(After lowering the bridge.)
Sig: Let's get across the bridge before they come back.
(When sighting the first target.)
Sig: There's our first target, keep the other creatures back while I charge up the Peace Maker.
(After killing the first target.)
Sig: That's one fried metal head. Let's get to the next target.
(After killing the next few metal heads.)
Sig: With metal heads I say shoot first, ask questions later.
(When sighting the second target.)
Sig: There's the second scumbag, sitting free. Cover me.
(After killing the second target.)
Sig: Boom baby, one less metal head to think about. Next target.
(When reaching the second bridge.)
Sig: Drop that bridge while I hold them off.
(After lowering the bridge.)
Sig: Great, no time to celebrate.
(When charging up for the third target.)
Sig: Watch my six while I toast this bad boy. The trick is to not hit the pipes.
(After killing the third target.)
Sig: Now that's what I call "blowing someone's mind".
(When engaging the next group of metal heads.)
Sig: Waste the suckers.
(When charging up for the fourth target.)
Sig: Gotta prep the meal this time.
(After killing the fourth target.)
Sig: Hahaha, metal head flambé.
(When being ambushed by metal heads.)
Sig: Look out, we got company!
(When Sig's gun suddenly jams.)
Sig: Damn it, my gun's jammed! Take over! Get 'm while I fix my gun!
(After fixing his gun.)
Sig: Okay, the Peace Maker is back online!
(After killing all the nearby metal heads.)
Sig: Let's move it. Thanks for covering my butt, that was close.
(When charging up for the last target.)
Sig: Last target then we go home.
(Before killing the last target.)
Sig: Say goodnight baby.
(When not staying close to Sig.)
- Stay close.
- Stay with me.
- Hurry up kid, I don't have all day.
- Get over here and stay close!
- Stay close or we'll both be dead.
(If you hit Sig.)
- Buddy you don't want to piss me off.
- You want some of this?!
- So you wanna play huh!
- You got a death wish!?
(If you fail the mission.)
- You're more trouble than you're worth.
- This mission is obviously out of your league.
- You're a waste of my time, this mission is over.
You Did Good RookieEdit
Sig: BOOM! Home Team: 5, Metal Heads: Nothin'. That was the last one. Tell Krew we got 'em all cooked and canned. I'm gonna clean Peace Maker and pick up the trophies. Ya did good, rookie.
Krew's Sewer JobEdit
Krew: You boys are turning out to be quite useful, ey? Mmm, I have another task for you. The Sewers used to be a fabulous smuggling route for me before the Baron installed security devices.
Daxter: And before those late night snack runs kept you from fitting out the front door.
Jak: I bet you've hatched another 'brilliant' plan in that hungry little brain of yours. So... who or what do we have to shake down, knock out, or blow up?
Krew: Well, I need someone to go down and shoot every sentry gun in the sewers, and I'll give you a sweet weapon upgrade if you succeed.
Daxter: Let me guess... Dank, murky water? Reeks worse than your breath at an oyster fest? Fuller o' Metal Heads than your plate at a one pass buffet? And of course, weapons more lethal than your 'ever so tighty whiteys' on a hot summer day? Look, donut hole, why don't WE float around here looking hot and heavy, and YOU go roto-root the pipes?
Jak: We're not doing anything until you tell us why Metal Heads are trading with the Baron's forces!
Krew: I should have had you both knee-capped, ey? All I know is that the Baron cut a desperate deal with the Metal Head leader. Mmmmm, Metal Heads need eco, so the Baron supplies them with regular shipments. In return, the Metal Heads agreed to attack the city just enough to satisfy the Baron's continued rule.
Jak: Yeah, but how long can that deal last?
Krew: Well, the Baron is running short on eco, 'ey? And the Metal Heads are short on patience. Baron Praxis NEEDS this war to keep in power. Otherwise, the city would put the true ruler on the throne, wherever that little brat is.
Jak: Daxter and I will clear your sewers. And, we haven't forgotten about that weapons upgrade you promised in return.
Destroy turrets in sewers (in-game)Edit
(When approaching the first turret.)
Daxter: Shoot the gun Jak!
(After destroying the first, second, third and fourth turret, respectively.)
- Krew (communicator):
- That's one turret down, keep looking!
- Two less, good work so far!
- Three turrets down, nice, keep it up.
- Great work boys! You destroyed all the turrets 'ey? Now, come back to the Hip Hog.
What is That Smell?Edit
Krew: What is that horrible smell?
Daxter: Ohhh, great! We do your dirty work in the sewers, and come back smelling worse than a wet hip hog in a warm barn! This could have a serious impact on the lady factor.
Krew: No, uh, I think it was my lunch, actually. Nice work in the sewers, 'ey, I guess you're looking for that weapon upgrade, mmm? Well, there's a Blaster mod stashed in some crates at the Port. Find it, and it's yours. Hehhehhahahaha.
Getting the Yellow GunEdit
(Text-less cutscene of Jak picking up the Blaster.)
Beat Blaster gun course (in-game)Edit
Sig: (communicator): The Blaster is a good all-around choice with a nice rate of fire, this weapons offers more aiming ability. You can switch weapons anytime.
(After switching weapons.)
Sig (communicator): You can combo by kicking then firing your weapon. Kick the first target and then shoot while kicking to automatically hit the second target.
(If you fail.)
Sig (communicator): Not quite, try again. Kick, then shoot, almost at the same time.
(If you succeed.)
Sig (communicator): Now that's a wastelander move! They won't know what hit 'm.
(Before you start.)
Sig (communicator): You can find yellow ammo in crates. Would you like to test your skills in the gun course?
(If you start.)
Sig (communicator): Lock and load! Ready... go!
(if you fail.)
Sig (communicator): Close, but in the thick, close won't cut it, try again.
(Repeated tries afterwards.)
Sig (communicator): Good luck.
(When you win.)
Sig (communicator): Not bad, you'll do.
Vin Needs HelpEdit
Torn: One of the Baron's mining operations is under attack by the Metal Heads.
Jak: That's not our problem.
Torn: It is our problem when the foreman's one of the Underground's best informants! His name is Vin, and he's just valuable enough to save. Find the warp gate at the power station and use it to travel to the strip mine so you can rescue Vin's pathetic hide.
Daxter: Hey, Tattooed Wonder, how come we get all the crappy missions?!
Torn: Because I... don't... like... you.
Daxter: Fair enough.
Torn: Whatever deal the Baron made with the Metal Heads, the city's eco is almost gone, and his time is running out. If we don't get the kid back on the throne soon, there may not be a city left to defend!
Vin: Aaagghh! Stay back!
Daxter: Do something, Jak! This guy's crazy!
Jak: Hey, are you Vin? We're here to help. Torn sent us.
Vin: Stay back!
Jak: Look, if we were here to kill you, you wouldn't be talking right now!
Vin: Oh, friendlies? Oh thank goodness! Wh... so... whe... where's the army?
Daxter: Ah... we're it.
Vin: What? Just you two?! What do they think I'm worth?!
Jak: I'm beginning to wonder that myself! If you want, you can stay here and be Metal meat, but Daxter and I are leaving before those monsters get back.
Krew's Racing ContractEdit
Krew: I have a proposition for you, Jak. Racing is the biggest sport in the city! Erol is the undisputed grand champion. He's crazy and dangerous on the track. Haha. My kind of guy. Only a fool would dare race against him, 'ey! And that's where you two come in. A client of mine is looking for a fast driver for her racing team. Here's a security pass to get you into the stadium section. Uh, and your contract with just a few trifles for me. I've ah, already signed your name to save time, mmmmmnn.
Daxter: We the racers hereby agree to give Krew all proceeds from race earnings, endorsement fees, broadcast royalties, syndications residuals, vehicle sponsorships, mall appearance fees, collectible card assets, fast-food tie-ins, use of likeness rights, talk show deals, clothing lines, and all print rights; including book, novella, comic, pamphlet, ticker tape, neon sign and bathroom graffiti designs... Toy rights, shoe lines, mood rings, game rights... GAME RIGHTS?! Vitamin endorsements, city kickbacks, movie deals, and of course, all death and dismemberment accident insurance claims.
Krew: Heh heh heh... we can work out the tiny details later. If you can get from here to the Race Garage near the stadium in less than 3 minutes, my client said that she would consider letting you drive for her team. Make me proud, mmmm!
Who's Behind the Curtain?Edit
Jak: Ah... hello? Krew said someone was looking for a race driver?
Mechanic: I'm busy right now. You must be Krew's new errand boys. Look, I don't mean to be rude, you did get here fast, but I'm not interested in any new drivers right now, and I've got work to do.
Jak: Is there anything we can do?
Mechanic: No! I'm... ah... working on a secret, ah... ah... 'vehicle project'.
Jak: Okay, sorry...
Mechanic: Listen, if you think you've got the guts to race in this town, try taking my prototype JET-board out on the Stadium Course. Beat the Stadium Challenge, and maybe I'll consider you for my team.
Win JET-Board stadium challenge (in-game)Edit
(After picking up the JET-Board.)
Keira (communicator): You can get on and off the jet board anytime.
(After getting on the JET-Board.)
Keira (communicator): You can jump on your jet board.
(after jumping on the JET-Board.)
Keira (communicator): You can get a higher jump by ducking before you jump.
(After doing a duck jump.)
Keira (communicator): Jump and jump again after landing for an even bigger launch. Try getting up on that higher ledge with a boost jump!
(After doing so.)
Keira (communicator): You can land on a railing and grind on it. Try grinding on that rail.
(After grinding on the rail.)
Keira (communicator): You can spin in the air, land a perfect 360 for a speed boost.
(After doing a perfect spin which resulted in a speed boost.)
Keira (communicator): You can do flips while you jump!
(After doing a flip.)
Keira (communicator): You can also do tricks for fun.
(After doing a trick.)
Keira (communicator): Try doing a number of moves together to get points, get enough points to win the challenge.
(if you fail.)
Keira (communicator): Not enough points, work on your moves.
(if you win.)
Keira (communicator): Good job.
Jak puts JET-board awayEdit
(Text-less cutscene in which Jak puts the JET-Board back at the rack.)
A Piece of InformationEdit
Jak: We beat the Stadium Challenge.
Mechanic: Great. People do get lucky. Listen, don't you have someone to collect money from, or beat up, or something?
Jak: You don't like us, do you?
Mechanic: You work for that slime ball Krew. What's not to like?
Jak: Looks like you've won a few races. Isn't it true the city champion gets to tour the palace?
Mechanic: Yeah, why?
Jak: Could you get me into the palace?
Mechanic: A friendly visit, I gather.
Jak: Yeah. I'm a real fan of the Baron.
Mechanic: Okay. I'll help you out if you stop bothering me. I saw an old maintenance elevator at the base of one of the Palace support towers. That old lift might take you up to the palace, IF you can find a way to turn on the elevator's power.
Wine, Women and SongEdit
Daxter: Hey sugarplum. You new here? Well, whatcha got that's, uh, hot and... Wait, I've seen you before. You're with the Underground.
Tess: Shhh! I'm Tess. Torn sent me to spy on Krew. Play along, and I may be able to get my hands on a few of Krew's secrets.
Daxter: Oooooh... I love 'undercover' work, baby! But ah, two can work better than one. Let me help you out.
Tess: Hee hee hee...
Daxter: Wow! There sure are a lot of bottles back here. Whew! Ooh that's, ooh that, that goes down aah... Ooh boy, gee ya spose that's real gold floatin' in there? How 'bout this purple stuff? Glug, glug, glug... WHEW! That's the stuff!
Krew: Jak! I need you and the talking rat to go around and make a few 'collections' for me.
Daxter: Hey there, five chins... how's crimes?
Krew: What's his problem, 'ey?
Daxter: Nothin'... I'm just fine... *burps* mind your own business... I sometimes feel so very...
Krew: Listen, I have six 'clients' around town who are about to make money drops for me. I need you to collect each moneybag as fast as you can and 'take care' of any guards who get curious, mmmmn. Get to a moneybag too late and some townie might pick it up.
Daxter: ...DRYYYYY!... You know what's da trouble with you Krew? You got no vision... This place could be a real swingin' joint... Hop Heg Hiven with more dancin', more mac'n, more WOMEN! JAK KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
Krew: Just collect all 14 moneybags before they disappear and bring them back here. If you lose even one bag, then don't come back, 'ey!
Collect money for Krew (in-game)Edit
(After collecting all the money in the mission.)
Daxter: Let's bring the money back to Krew.
Quite the Money CollectorsEdit
Krew: Mmmm, quite the money collectors, 'ey? Here's a Gun Upgrade. Now get out! I need my beauty nap.
Daxter: Trust me brother. There aren't enough hours in the day.
Torn Has a MissionEdit
Torn: One of my old guard comrades was sent to the pumping station. There's been no word from the patrol, and after what you guys ran into out there, I'm afraid she may need some help.
Jak: Did you say "she"?
Torn: Don't even think about it. Stop that! This is serious, you moron!
Daxter: Whaa! That's right: Don't mess with the sugar.
Torn: This "friend" of mine has helped the Underground many times before. Go back to the pumping station and take a look around. Render assistance if needed. Now get your squirrelly ass outta here.
Daxter: Ehhh, what the heck are we doing risking our lives to rescue some old Krimzon Guard hag anyway?! She's probably got more facial hair than me!
Ashelin: Who the hell are you two?
Daxter: Mmm, I do love a woman in uniform! Wanna bark some orders at me? Woof-woof! I'm your soldier on the front lines of love. Waiter, foxhole for two!
Ashelin: Keep talking, and I'll raise your voice a couple of octaves.
Jak: Easy... Torn asked us to help you.
Ashelin: I don't need help... but YOU might. We've got company.
Daxter Makes His MoveEdit
Daxter: Watching me take care of those Metal Heads was, ahh... pretty... exciting... wasn't it sugar? Hey, sweet stripes, gimme them digits so I can look you up sometime. We'll party hard, big city style!
Ashelin: Tell Torn, Baron Praxis is planning something big. I think it has to do with that symbol.
Jak: What is it?
Ashelin: It's the Seal of the House of Mar. The founder of Haven City. We're being sent out on 'suicide missions' to locate artifacts from the time of his rule. If curiosity's worth dying for, you can ask the blind old soothsayer in the bazaar named Onin. She might know something about all this. Here's my bazaar access security pass.
Jak: Your name's Ashelin, huh?
Ashelin: We're even now.
Daxter: Wow! What a woman! Arrggh!
Vin Wants Scrambled EggsEdit
Vin: Hey, I want to thank you guys for saving my butt out there at the strip mine.
Daxter: And we'd like to thank you... for being such a bad shot!!
Vin: Ah yeah, sorry about that guys. Ah, I'm a bit jumpy these days.
Daxter: Jumpy...? We haven't noticed! Ahhhh! A Metal Head behind you!!
Vin: AHH! Whatha?!... Whotha?!... Wha!... Whhoooo... Ohh...!
Daxter: Just kidding... nice reaction time though.
Vin: Not funny! Those Metal Heads have been attacking our mining operations and we're running out of eco! Eco power keeps the city shield walls up, and if the shield drops... well, we can all kiss our butts goodbye!
Jak: I've got a few surprises for those Metal Heads.
Vin: You've got to keep the shield walls up until the Shadow figures out what to do. My readings show a drop in eco flow at the drill platform. Probably some Metal Head eggs sucking away power. So, use the warp gate to go to the platform and destroy every Metal Head egg you can find.
Destroy eggs at drill platform (in-game)Edit
(If you leave the gunpod without destroying all the metal head eggs.)
- Shoot the metal head eggs, Jak!
- You didn't get all those nasty eggs.
- We missed a metal head egg.
(After destroying the last of the metal head eggs in the mission.)
Vin (communicator): You destroyed the last of the Metal Head eggs! That should give us a little more eco for the city. Good work!
Meeting Onin and PeckerEdit
Daxter: Coooool! Check out all the dead stuff! Owwww!
Pecker: Touch the goods again, rat boy, and you'll be, arrrk, counting with your toes! I am Pecker! Yes, yes, I know, my mother, she was... very vindictive. I am Onin's interpreter. Onin welcomes you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... the usual boring salutations. She says it is good to see you again, Jak.
Jak: But we've never met before.
Pecker: Before... after... it is all the same.
Daxter: Oh! Oh! Let me try! Aaah... she wants a... She wants a yakow bone! A yakow bladder! No... no... I got it! For many moons... she has... waited for... a juice pop? A jewel shop? Oh... oh... I know, she's got a hairball?! A hair lip? A hairy chest?
Pecker: Close... but NO! Onin says you seek answers... arrrkkk, about the Tomb of Mar.
Jak: So what do we need to know?
Pecker: She's going on and on about mystical energy channels, evil curses, stupid 'ooooooo' crap. Forget all that, I'm gonna sum this up quickly, because now you're cutting into my siesta time. Onin wants you to recover three artifacts from the Precursor Mountain Temple. Not two! Not four! THREE! Use the warp gate at the northwest side of the city, and bring back the three items you find!
Crushing the MachineEdit
Daxter: I bet that's the prize! They won't miss that one tiny gear. Like candy from a baby! No one will ever know we were here!
Daxter: Wooooow. This puppy's got some vibraaaattioonn to it. This baby will put a smile on your face!
Daxter Gets BurnedEdit
Daxter: That's some peeper, huh? Something's cooking? Hmm, kinda smells like... Burnt Ottsel? Aggggghhhhh!!! Eww, whoa, hot hot hot hot hotoo oo oo hot hot hot hot hot oh oh hot... Eeehhhh...
Find artifact in Mountain Temple (in-game)Edit
(When not shooting the upside-down platform in Mountain Temple.)
Daxter: Shoot the platform Jak.
(When not shooting the ram head in the stomach.)
Daxter: Hit him in the stomach.
(When not hitting the boxes in the box puzzle in "Find gear in Mountain Temple" mission.)
Daxter: Smack a box baby.
After collecting the last artifact of the lens, gear and shard trio.)
Pecker (communicator): Aaaaawrk! I can't believe you actually did this thing. Onin says she will search the timelines for answers about these sacred relics, I will find you here.
Vin, Buddy. We Need a Favor.Edit
Jak: Vin, buddy. We need a favor.
Vin: I can't help you with your eco bill.
Jak: We need you to switch on the access elevator in one of the Palace's support towers.
Vin: Sheesh, that's part of the old B-Zone power grid! It hasn't worked for years.
Jak: Well, if it's too hard for you, I understand. Power stuff can be tricky.
Vin: Tricky? Hmmmmmph... I could route the B-Zone conduit lines through the bypass grid, shunting past the eco rings to connect the inductor tubes in series, then back through the outer wall indicator helix and across the resonant flux routes into the number five capacitor array. Assuming the circuits in the GX75B can handle the surge, I could link the phase loop lines into the primary coils, and presto, you've got instant lift juice!
Jak: Vin, you're a genius!
Vin: Eh, actually Mar was the genius. People said he made most of this stuff long ago - the shield-wall system, the eco grid. Anyway, to get that elevator moving, you gotta find and turn on all the old B-Zone power boxes located in the city. There are five of 'em!
Daxter: That doesn't sound so tough.
Vin: No. Except those power boxes are guarded by motion-sensing turbo cannons! But, if you can destroy the cannons, and switch the boxes on, I can do the rest. Just don't tell the Baron I ever saw ya!
Turn on five power switches (in-game)Edit
(After destroying the last turbo cannon.)
Vin (communicator): Okay, the B-zone power grid is back online, have fun being killed in the Palace.
The Secret MeetingEdit
Praxis: I've told you, I will have more eco by week's end. We'll transport it directly to your nest, as promised!
Monster: A deal is of no value if you can't deliver, my dear Baron. I grow impatient with your puny gestures. Give me the agreed upon eco soon, or the deal is off, and your precious city will pay the price!
Erol: He's toying with us! Let me lead an assault on the Nest before it's too late! I can take him!
Praxis: Patience, commander. No one has ever penetrated the Metal Head nest. You know that! I've seen what comes of such foolish plans. No! Strength is their weakness... We play helpless... We train them to eat from our hands, and then... Move forward with the plan! Tell Ashelin to up her patrols. I want that Tomb found!
Erol: But your daughter has not been... agreeable.
Praxis: Agggg... I'll see to that problem. One way or another.
Jak: Ashelin is the Baron's daughter?
Praxis: And find that child! If you'd spend half as much time looking for that little brat as you spend flirting with that mechanic girl, we would have pinned his royal ass to a wall long ago.
Erol: As you wish. With enough persuasion, I'm sure our spy will...
Erol: What was that?!
The Baron Confronts JakEdit
Praxis: So, we have a rat in the walls, do we?! A rat and his boy it seems! Back for a few more dark eco treatments?! Well, allow me to put you both out of your misery!
Defeat Baron at palace (in-game)Edit
(Lines that Baron Praxis uses during the first boss fight.)
- There is nothing you can do!
- You're powerless!
- Take this!
(When Baron Praxis recharges while using his squid mech.)
Daxter: He's recharging!
(When Baron Praxis is attacking.)
(When Baron Praxis's squid mech takes damage.)
Daxter: Now he's hurting!
I Will Destroy You!Edit
Praxis: The dark powers I gave you can't protect you forever! Since I made you, I can destroy you! We'll meet again soon!
Daxter: Yeah, whatever. Bye bye!
What Did You Two Do?Edit
Torn: The city is on high alert. What the Hell did you two do?
Daxter: Us?!... nothing. We've been... ah... sightseeing, right Jak?
Torn: Really?! Then why are the Krimzon Guard looking for... "a dangerous young man with light hair, blue tunic, and a rabid orange RAT on his shoulder"!
Daxter: Ahh... Could be anyone. Orange is the new black this season.
Jak: Look, we've climbed up to the Baron's palace... and... we tripped a few alarms.
Daxter: Oh right... that too.
Torn: What? I didn't authorize a strike on the...!
Jak: Hey, we kicked the Baron's ass. Unfortunately, he escaped.
Daxter: ...AND we overheard a secret meeting with the leader of the Metal Heads!
Kor: You saw the Metal Head leader?
Jak: No, he was on some (communicator, but we heard him talking with Baron Praxis.
Daxter: The Baron is bribing the Metal Heads with eco!
Kor: Hmmph... it will never be enough.
Daxter: But the Baron's gonna double cross 'em!
Kor: Is that so? Well our good Baron's wonderful 'charm' must have angered someone, because there's word from the Wasteland that Metal Head armies are on the move again!
Jak: Why didn't you tell me Ashelin was Praxis' daughter? What's your connection with her?
Torn: That's none of your business! Since you've stirred up the wumpbee's nest, you and whiskers here need to get four of our people to new safe houses. Shuttle each agent to a location they specify. Move all of them WITHOUT any casualties. Don't screw this up, Jak!
Shuttle Underground fighters (in-game)Edit
(When picking up the first, second, third and fourth member in the mission. The second line is for when you drop them off.)
Underground member 1: About time, let's get out of here.
Underground member 1: Okay, I'm outta here.
Underground member 2: Man, I was beginning to think you wouldn't show up.
Underground member 2: Thanks, you're a lifesaver.
Underground member 3: Drive kid, drive.
Underground member 3: Okay thanks, good luck.
Underground member 4: Nice let's go.
Underground member 4: Good, you did well, I'll tell the Shadow we're save.
(After completing the mission.)
Torn (communicator): The mission was a success, all Underground members are safe. Come back to the hideout, I have a new mission for you while we wait for this alert to blow over.
Protect the sacred siteEdit
Torn: Scouts report movement in Dead Town. Creatures moving towards the sacred site. Just as before.
Daxter: What happened... ah, before?
Torn: Metal Heads broke through the old city wall. We fought them, but then the Baron pulled back, leaving everyone outside the 'new barrier' to die. Only the Shadow stayed and somehow stopped the attack.
Jak: And now you expect us to go out there again?
Torn: You catch on fast! If you prevent the Metal Heads from reaching the sacred site, the Shadow will be... most grateful. He might even ask to see you. Hey, I'm probably wasting this, but here's a Vulcan Barrel for that pea shooter of yours. Believe me, you're gonna need it!
It's Our World!Edit
Daxter: Is that--? Is that--? No, it couldn't be. That's not--
Jak: It's Samos' Hut.
Daxter: But What? How? When? Where?? Why???!!!
Jak: We're in the future, Dax. This horrible place... is... our world.
Catch scouts in Haven Forest (in-game)Edit
(After completing the "Protect the sacred site" mission.)
Daxter: Finally, now we get to see the Shadow. What do you have to do around this place to get noticed?
Meeting the ShadowEdit
Torn: The Shadow has decided it's time to meet you.
Jak: Why is that place in the old ruins so important to you?
Torn: There's a powerful energy force at the old house. The Metal Heads are drawn to it.
Jak: No kidding? We used to know the guy that lived there.
Man: So, you're the new recruits who keep getting into trouble.
Daxter: Oh no, not you!
Man: Welcome to our humble Underground movement. I am known as the Shadow, but you may call me Samos. And you are?
Daxter: Sheesh Jak, we went through all that to meet his holiness, ol' log on the head, grandpa green?!
Jak: Don't you know who we are?
Samos: Sorry kid... never seen you before... and I never forget a face... especially one that ugly.
Daxter: So it begins...
Jak: How is this possible? We came through the rift with you... into the future... right?
Daxter: Yeah! You used to look older than dirt and uglier than a knotted stump. What gives? Did you get a little nip and tuck while we were gone?
Samos: Listen boys, I don't know what kind of twigs you've been chewing on, but I don't have time for this. We've got a Baron to overthrow, a child heir to protect... ...an invasion of Metal Heads to stop... ...and a city to save. I'd say the schedule's pretty full! Besides, I haven't gone through any rifts. I hate teleporting!
Daxter: Sure sounds like the ol' Samos.
Samos: Right now I need you to go to Haven Forest and root out a few Metal Heads. That forest is my source of power, but I can't protect it much longer. Chase down and destroy all the Metal Head scouts you find there. Good luck... and welcome to the fight!
Catch scouts in Haven Forest (in-game 2)Edit
Keira (communicator): The Underground said you needed some help. You won't be able to catch those metal heads in the Forest on foot, so I left my JET-Board in the airlock in the city exit. Since you're helping the Underground I'll even let you keep it.
Getting the JET-BoardEdit
Daxter: WOW! The JET-Board's ours. I call shotgun!
Catch scouts in Haven Forest (in-game 3)Edit
(When entering Haven Forest for the mission.)
Daxter: Use your JET-Board.
(After catching the last scout in the "Catch scouts in Haven Forest" mission.)
Young Samos (communicator): Excellent work boys, come on back to the hideout, I have another task for you.
Destroy cargo in Port (in-game)Edit
(After returning to Haven City.)
Krew (communicator): Jak, this is Krew, I just talked to my racing client and she told me you were pretty good with that JET-Board of hers. My sources say a shipment of Krimzon Guard listening equipment just arrived in the Port. None of us, including the Underground, want those devices up and running. It's not good for business. Ride the JET-Board out into the Port and destroy every Krimzon Guard crate you find. There's sure to be a defense perimeter, so watch out 'ey?
(After completing the "Destroy cargo in Port" mission.)
Krew (communicator): Excellent work Jak, I am impressed. I should keep those unscrupulous Krimzon Guard out of our business. What's the world come to when you can't buy off a few guards with bribes.
What's This Kid's Story?Edit
Samos: I want you boys to escort the kid over to Kor at the power station. He promised to look out for the boy, and I'm just too busy to baby-sit right now. Oh, and take the kid's crocadog with you! Oh, hee... hee... isn't he sweet?
Jak: So what's this kid's story?
Samos: I found him just wandering the streets. But that amulet around his neck means he may just be the lost heir to the city. Take the kid and the mutt to the power station. Watch out for guard patrols and defend the kid at all costs. Oh... and if you happen to lose the crocadog...
Escort Kid to power station (in-game)Edit
(The Kid and his crocadog take off at the start of the mission.)
Jak: Hey Kid, wait, come back!
Daxter: We have to protect him!
(When the first guard arrives.)
Guard: The Baron wants every kid in this city arrested.
Daxter: Uh-oh, here comes trouble.
(When the Kid gets in the parked vehicle.)
Jak: Gotta get in the vehicle with the Kid.
(If not getting into the vehicle straight away.)
Jak: Get in the vehicle, Dax.
(When entering the vehicle.)
Jak: Keep your head down Kid.
Guard: They've taken a vehicle.
(When arriving at the power station.)
Daxter: There goes that crazy Crocadog again.
Guard: They're on foot again.
(When the guards arrive again.)
Daxter: More guards!?
(When reaching the power station's entrance.)
Daxter: Phew, finally! Let's bring the Kid to Kor.
(Other comments by Jak as they escort the Kid and fight off guards.)
- Stick with me Kid and you'll be safe.
- Wait, Kid!
- Stay with me Kid.
- Kid look out!
- Leave him alone!
- Leave the kid alone.
- He's just a kid.
- Back off!
- Keep away from him.
- Pick off someone your own size
- How do you like it when somebody fights back.
- Now you pissed me off.
(Comments by Daxter as they escort the Kid, two of them are directed at the crocadog.)
- Kid! Stay with him Jak!
- There they go!
- Chase after the kid!
- Kid please, you're killing me.
- Get after him Jak!
- Keep up with the kid!
- Here poochie-poochie.
Kor and the KidEdit
Daxter: Samos told us to bring the kid to you.
Kor: Thank you. I'll be sure to keep him close. How sweet... Interesting. That insufferable mutt never liked anyone but the boy before.
Jak: I guess I'm just good with animals.
Kor: I hope we have enough eco to keep the Metal Heads at bay. During my travels in the deep Wasteland I saw some of the bigger ones. Awesome creatures.
Daxter: We saw a big one coming out of a rift once. He was uuuuuuugly!
Kor: Hmmmmphh... I have some valuable information for you. The Baron is conducting an excavation at the dig. He is still looking for that ridiculous Tomb. Frankly, I don't believe it exists, but you might as well go out there and disrupt his operation just in case. Knock down all the scaffolding at the site. That should set him back. Here is an air train pass to get you out of there.
Destroy equipment at dig (in-game)Edit
(When entering the main cavern at the dig site in the "Destroy equipment at dig" mission.)
Daxter: We gotta break all the support cables.
(When not breaking the cables.)
Daxter: Grind on the support bases to break the cables.
The drill topplesEdit
(Text-less cutscene of the drill rapidly spinning out of control and exploding).
Daxter: How's it riding in the hood, red?
Ashelin: Get out of the area. This is Krimzon Guard business! One of Vin's eco tankers is coming in from the wasteland, but the clearance transmission sounded fishy. The driver was scared. We're going to check it out. Just in case.
Jak: How can we help?
Ashelin: I've got it handled.
Daxter: Ahhh! A Metal Head sneak attack!
Ashelin: Damn! It's just us! Help me take out all the metal heads!
Ashelin is WorriedEdit
Ashelin: We got 'em all! The Metal Heads are getting bolder every day. It's almost like they're testing our defenses, like probing attacks. I've got a bad feeling about this.
Jak: Yeah... you're welcome.
Krew Has Another JobEdit
Krew: The Baron sent his goons to harass me as usual, 'ey! Health violations, back taxes! Everyone wants a piece of me. Aaahh well!
Daxter: Lucky for you, there's plenty to go around!
Krew: Destroying that cargo in the port was more important than you know, ey? I've got a new project going, and I don't need anyone snooping around my shipments. Let's just say, if everything goes as planned, I'm going to corner the market in Metal Head trophies. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Anyway, I have another job for you. An associate of mine, Brutter, works with me in the forced labor trade.
Jak: You mean the slave trade?
Krew: I prefer 'freedom challenged'. Lurkers are the city's low class labor. Brutter pays me handsomely to help him free lurkers and get them safely out of the city. Ahhh, it lifts my spirit to help those in need... and I NEED his money!
Daxter: Lurkers? We don't like lurkers!
Krew: But you do like Gun Upgrades, 'ey? There are three Krimzon Guard transports carrying Lurkers to a 'project' the Baron has outside the city. Take out the transports, and bring the three lurkers to Brutter's trinket stand in the Bazaar.
Rescue 3 lurkers for Brutter (in-game)Edit
(After freeing a first, second and third, respectively, lurker from its cage in the mission.)
- Hey crime boy, hurry up and get in, we'll take you to Brutter.
- Yo, animal lover, get your furry butt in the vehicle.
- In the vehicle buddy, we can save you!
Brutter: Little orangey warrior! You have do great thing for Brutter and Lurker people!
Daxter: Eeeck! No toucha the 'do'.
Brutter: Oh, sorry... You great guys! Brutter not forget. Brutter pay you back. You see!
The Art CollectorEdit
Krew: Years ago, when I was an art 'collector', I hit the local museum to, mmmm, 'borrow' a famous statue of Mar, the founder of Haven City. In his hands, the statue held the ruby key to the city, an artifact of surpassing beauty... and of course, priceless worth, 'ey!
Daxter: Oh! I just love art!
Krew: While smuggling the huge statue through the Sewers, 'ey, a grueling rainstorm flooded the whole place. The statue and five of my best men were swept away!
Jak: That's terrible.
Krew: Yes, a tragic loss. I've missed that statue ever since! The Sewers have been so full of water and Metal Heads that I can't get anyone to go down there and retrieve the artifact. But you're special Jak. You can do it!
Daxter: Jak? Hey, what am I? Chopped liver?
Krew: Ohhh, don't I wish, mmmmmmmm! Now, go down there, drain the Sewers, and find that statue at the bottom. Bring back the ruby key artifact, and it will open up doors beyond our wildest dreams, 'ey!
Jak: Great, more mucking in the mud...
Daxter: I hate to burst your bathtub bubbles baby, but that ain't just mud down there.
God I Miss Pants!Edit
Jak: Whoo... Got it! Where would you be without me, eh Dax?
Daxter: Well Jak, I probably wouldn't be two feet tall, fuzzy, and running around in a sewer without a pair of pants... God I miss pants.
We've Still Got TroubleEdit
Vin: Jak, we've still got trouble at the strip mine. I think the Baron set me up. Actually... ah, ahh, I think everybody's trying to kill me!
Jak: What are you talking about?
Vin: Those eco wells the Baron had us drill? It seems he never intended to pipe them into the city grid. It doesn't make any sense! You know, open eco wells will attract more Metal Heads! You've got to close them off! Now, these plasmite bombs should do the trick. Drop one into each well, eh, and the blast will do the rest. Hey! Be careful with that!
Daxter: Plasmite, huh? Cool. How does it work? Agghhh! I believe this is yours!
Vin: Hey, not my problem anymore.
Daxter: No. Really. I insist.
Vin: Hey. You're the hero!
Daxter: No! Jak's the hero! Oops. Sorry. My bad...
Vin: Great! Now you've armed the whole lot! Don't move! On second thought, MOVE! Far away! Go through the portal and drop one bomb into each eco well before they all go off! You only have two minutes!
Blow up strip mine eco wells (in-game)Edit
(After blowing the first, second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth respectively.)
- One well down, five to go!
- Two wells are history, four left!
- Three wells cut, only three to go!
- That's the fourth well, two bad boys left!
- You got the fifth well, only one to go!
(When the timer hits one minute.)
Daxter: Only a minute before we're toast Jak!
(When the timer hits 30 seconds.)
Daxter: Thirty seconds left, then we go boom!
(When the timer hits 10 seconds.)
Daxter: Ten seconds left, Jak!
(If you fail to jump high enough when attempting to blow up the wells.)
Daxter: Gotta jump higher.
(After completing the mission.)
Vin (communicator): Thank goodness you blow up those wells, I sure don't want any more metal heads coming around here. Good work boys, I own you one!
The Wells Go Boom!Edit
Daxter: Woo. HIGH YA! Whaaaaa!
Kor is UpsetEdit
Daxter: What a brainwreck! Vin sure is scared of Metal Heads.
Kor: And for good reason. I've seen what Metal Heads do when they take a city. The destruction. The killing. The devouring. The Baron's scheming will only result in this city's falling prey like all the others before it. We must replace Praxis before it's too late. I am happy to say that you and your sidekick are causing quite a stir in our fight against the Baron.
Daxter: You hear that Jak? You're the sidekick! Hey, uh, wise and whiskered. You, uh, got something itchin' under your robes? They have ointment for that you know.
Kor: It's just my aching bones. We have word that the Baron is sending out one of his large tanker ships and to the drill platform to pick up a load of ill gotten eco. Go out to the drill platform through the warp gate and knock out that ship! The Shadow will send a team from the Underground to pick up the eco later. Keep up the good work. We're counting on you!
Destroy ship at drill platform (in-game)Edit
(After destroying the ship in the mission.)
Kor (communicator): Excellent work, you are proving to be quite an asset. Without eco the Baron will soon topple and the city's future will be in our hands.
Daxter's Tall TaleEdit
Daxter: So there I was, toe to toe with FIVE of the nastiest Metal Heads you ever saw! Slime oozing from monstrous jaws! Teeth sharper than daggers! Slowly, all TEN of 'em surround me. But do I surrender? No! I summon my highly trained killer instincts, and pounce! Hya! Chooy! Whaa! HAA! And when the dust cleared, there were TWENTY less Metal Heads in the world!
Tess: Ohhh, Daxter you're amazing!
Daxter: Yeah, I know. Scratch me there.
Sig: Quite a story there, golden boy. I guess you're just the 'animal' I need for another dangerous gig. Combat Metal Heads have now been spotted right here in Haven Forest! These new bad boys have special camouflage, so they're tough to spot but I'm sure with your 'killer instincts' you'll manage. Go to the forest and take 'em all out.
Hunt Haven Forest metal heads (in-game)Edit
(After completing the mission.)
Sig (communicator): You wasted them all! I'm still nut sure why combat metal heads are scouting this close to the city. To be honest, I wasn't even sure you could handle this gig, nice work.
Jak: We destroyed Krew's cargo.
Mechanic: Great. I'll send you a medal. Now, if you don't mind, I'm on a deadline, so scram.
Jak: Are you always this difficult?
Daxter: Let me handle this, Jak. Listen lady, we beat your stupid course, and we can outrace anybody in this city.
Mechanic: Wait! That voice...
Daxter: And there's just two things you need to know. One, we don't want to join your stinking race team, and two... you just lost a date with Orange Lightning. Let's go Jak.
Keira: Daxter, it is you!
Keira: Oh I never thought I'd be so glad to see your furry mug! And Jak! You look... different.
Jak: It's been a tough ride.
Daxter: The Baron pumped our boy here full of dark eco, and it did something to him. Now he's got super moves or something, and a few anger issues as well!
Keira: I've been looking for you guys forever and planning a way to get us back home. Somehow that rift took us far into the future. I've calculated the time displacement...
Jak: We found your father... well, sort of.
Daxter: Working with the Underground fighting the Baron. But he's ahh...
Jak: You need to go see him. And I need to get to the Baron.
Keira: You could try to win the Class One Racing Championship. The winner of that big race always gets to meet the Baron in the Palace. But you have to qualify by winning the lower class races. There's a Class Three race starting soon. You can drive for my team. But Jak, we should think about getting you out of here. I don't like this place. And some of the people are creepy.
Krew: Jak, my boy. I need that ruby key you found, 'ey. A 'special client' has requested it.
Jak: Sorry about that, Krew. Heh heh... I must've forgotten.
Win Class 3 race at stadium (in-game)Edit
(After talking to Keira for the mission.)
Computer (voice): Attention all citizens, the class 3 race is about to begin.
The Cat FightEdit
Daxter: When is this city gonna provide some challenge, huh?
Ashelin: Hey, I watched you race today. You were pretty amazing out there.
Jak: Oh, thanks... ah, Keira, ah this is Ashelin. She's just...
Keira: Everyone knows who she is.
Jak: And Keira's a...
Keira: A friend. A very good friend.
Ashelin: Thanks for helping out with that tanker, Jak. You saved a lot of lives. I'm not my father, you know. Ever since I was a little girl, I've looked down at the city streets from that ridiculous Palace, and imagined a better place. By the way, they're hunting for you. I'd watch out for Erol. I can't protect you from him.
Daxter: Whew, she's a betty! And she likes you Jak, not that I can account for her tastes. I bet you'd love to pin some medals on her chest, huh? Hee hee hee... What? What'd I say? What did you say, Jak?
The Legend of Mar's TombEdit
Samos: The birdbrain and I were just talking about you Jak. Onin is very proud of what you did.
Jak: What I did?
Pecker: What you did... what you'll do... it's all the same.
Daxter: Will you stop with the deja voodoo stuff! It's creepy!
Samos: Onin says you must find the Tomb of Mar.
Pecker: Even now, Baron Praxis seeks the tomb, but only... arrrk!!! The one true heir of Mar can open the Tomb's seal.
Samos: We believe the kid is the key.
Pecker: The prophecies say the true heir of Mar must face the ancient Oracle. He alone must circumvent the cunning tests of manhood. He alone must wield the Precursor Stone, thereby unleashing... Geez, louise, fossil lady! Stop with the snotty mystic talk already! You know that it hurts my lips!
Jak: Why is Mar's tomb so important?
Pecker: The fabled Precursor Stone is fabled to sleep within the Tomb, stupid. I added the 'stupid' part. The Precursor Stone contains vast eco energies. It can be used for great good.. or... great eeeevil! I just love saying that last part!
Samos: The Baron wants the Precursor Stone for himself to rule the world. But he is playing with forces he does not understand.
Jak: Okay Pecker, so how do I get this Precursor Stone?
Samos: First, you must go to the dig and find the Lurker totem. Onin and I learned that a piece to the Seal of Mar is contained within its ancient carvings. You must find all three pieces of the seal to open Mar's gate into the canyon.
It's a Curse, Isn't it?Edit
Daxter: I'm on it! Wait a minute. I think this time you should go get the thing! Looks dodgy up there! Don't hurt yourself, Jak! It's a curse, isn't it?
Get seal piece at Water Slums (in-game)Edit
After completing the "Get seal piece at dig" mission and heading back into Haven.)
Brutter (communicator): I hears you two look for a piece of Mar's shiny seal. Brutter loves shiny bright things too, I have piece I thinks, it in water slums hanging over me hut and feel free to have gift from Brutter.
A Piece of the SealEdit
Brutter (communicator): That is it. Piece of seal, yes? Nice and shiny, huh? All yours! Uh-oh, I think red troopers approaching!
Get seal piece at Water Slums (in-game)Edit
(After completing the mission.)
Brutter (communicator): You do good, no better warrior in all Lurker tribes! You keep seal, you loves shiny things just like Brutter.
The HellCat MissionEdit
Torn: The Baron's coming down pretty hard. Whatever you've been doing, you've really upset him.
Jak: I'm just getting started.
Torn: He's brought in new Krimzon Guard 'Hellcat' Cruisers, making the streets dangerous for the Underground. We've already lost five men this week.
Jak: Your 'men' should be able to take care of themselves... but I wouldn't mind taking out a few Cruisers if that's what you're getting at.
Torn: Never part of a bigger cause, eh Jak? Fine, I'll take your help any way I can get it. Bring down all five 'Hellcat' Cruisers. That should send the Baron a message.
Destroy five HellCat cruisers (in-game)Edit
(After destroying all of the elite HellCat cruisers in the mission.)
Torn (communicator): That should take some heat of the streets, good work, I couldn't have done it better myself.
Kor: Expecting that little boy to save us is folly! At his age, he is no match for the Metal Head leader. Oh... Jak. We were just talking about Samos' plan.
Pecker: Onin says your voice sounds very familiar. I'll bet you two golden oldies go WAY back, huh? Onin needs you to prove yourself, Jak. You've shown your brass, and your brawn. Now you must use your brains as well. Frankly, I think she's pushing it, but I'm not the boss. Beat this test, and the third piece to the Seal will be revealed.
Beat Onin game (in-game)Edit
(Lines used by Pecker as you play Onin's game.)
(At the start.)
Pecker: Ready, go!
(When switching rounds.)
- Here comes another round, give 'm another burst Onin girl.
- Let's see if he can handle it.
- Give it to him Onin, More Onin, more! You go girl, shake with what your momma gave you!
- Faster, faster!
(If you miss any symbols.)
- You missed some!
- Quickly, you're missing symbols!
(When you press the wrong button.)
- She got you again, what is your problem?
- That symbol wasn't there, penalty!
- Pop anymore than the true number of each symbol and you will be penalized.
- She got you again, what is your problem?
- Hah, Onin got you, pop only symbols that you see!
(When you lose.)
- You lose, would you like to try again?
- You made a valiant effort, but you suck.
- You lost, why am I not surprised?
- Last penalty, you lose, loser.
- You missed some, so close... Not! Ahahaha!
- Game over, finito, done, se acabó. (Se acabó is Spanish for 'it's over'.)
(When you win.)
Wow, I can't believe that you actually won! For once, I am speechless.
(After beating Onin's game.)
Pecker: Amazing, you actually won! I am without words, and that is rare.
Mar's Seal is CompleteEdit
Pecker: Behold! The Seal of Mar is now complete. Onin says the three artifacts you've retrieved from the Mountain Temple... arrrrk... are relics from an ancient Light Tower. Old songs tell how this light tower once shined down on the actual site of Mar's tomb! I sing one of these songs for you. "From the mists of time, Mar's light would shine..."
Jak: Whoa there iron lungs! Just tell us what we need to do.
Pecker: Cretins with no taste, huh? You must take the three artifacts to Mar's gate. Only then will the Light Tower rise and reveal the tomb.
The Seal Opens the DoorEdit
(Text-less cutscene in which Jak opens a door with the Seal of Mar.)
The Light Tower RisesEdit
(Text-less cutscene of Jak and Daxter activating the machinery in No Man's Canyon, revealing Mar's tomb.)
Use items in No Man's Canyon (in-game)Edit
(After completing the mission.)
Pecker (communicator): Aaaaaawrk! Well I be a moncaw's uncle, the light tower actually does exit. The beam of light is shining somewhere within the city, the Tomb of Mar was right under our noses all along. And thanks to me, you found it.
Jak Finds Mar's Tomb!Edit
Samos: You did it, Jak! You actually found Mar's tomb!
Jak: Great! Now what? We send this poor kid into a meat grinder?
Kor: This is the day I've long-awaited! To finally hold the fabled Precursor Stone in my hands.
Samos: You must be cautious, child. The tests of manhood are sure to be fraught with peril and Mar's heir must face them alone.
Daxter: It's okay, kid. You can do it. It's just a deep, pitch-black, 'sure to be filled to the brim with painful death' old tomb. I wouldn't go in there.
Oracle: Welcome, heir of Mar. Finally, the chosen one stands before me. Enter and prove yourself worthy to claim the ancient birthright. NO! This child is too young to face the tests!
Kor: What?! No!
Samos: Do something, Jak!
Daxter: Jak, remember the 'sure to be filled to the brim with painful death' part!?! YAAAAGHH!!!
Samos: Great tree limbs! He's gone to face the tests!
Kor: No, he's gone to his death.
Daxter Lends a HandEdit
(Text-less cutscene in which Daxter removes a stave blocking a giant stone sphere.)
Daxter's Hairy ChaseEdit
The Tomb DoorsEdit
(Text-less cutscene of a camera closing in on the doors as the braziers lighting the path go out, as it ominously stops at the closed door itself.)
The First BeamEdit
(Text-less cutscene of a beam coming from the right side, touching the door.)
The Second BeamEdit
(Text-less cutscene of a beam coming from the left side, touching the door.)
Pass the second test of manhood (in-game)Edit
(Lines used when entering the colored beetle puzzle room and for whenever you press a button to bring out the Morph Gun.)
- Tomb (voice):
- Trust not your reliance on weapons.
- You must not use weapons in this challenge.
- Weapons are for the weak.
- Use only your body and brain for this challenge.
The Door OpensEdit
(Text-less cutscene of the doors opening.)
The Precursor Stone!Edit
Jak: Daxter, there you are! What happened to you?
Daxter: I had a hairy experience! No thanks to you!
Oracle: Welcome young warrior. Many eons have passed since our hope burned so brightly. Today you have proven yourself worthy to receive Mar's legacy.
Daxter: He's talking about me! Thanks, your holy-statueness. This tomb wasn't so tough!
Oracle: What you are about to receive contains grave power, and with it comes grave responsibility. Eons ago, the Precursors waged a terrible war with the Hora-quan, those dark creatures you refer to as 'Metal Heads'. Driven by their dark leader, the Metal Head legions destroyed our great civilization, and now they swarm the universe unopposed, looking for the last relics of our power. Mar tried to hide the Precursor Stone in this tomb to protect it from them. It is our last hope, and you were chosen to keep that hope alive.
Jak: I think you've got me confused with someone else. I just want the Stone.
Oracle: It is time to fulfill your destiny! Behold!
Daxter: Wow! Let's get the goods!
Praxis: You fools! You brought me right to the Stone! Your pitiful Underground friends were no match for my guards above! Now I will gain the power I need to crush my enemies! And after claiming the Stone, I'll begin with you!
Oracle: Abomination! The Precursor Stone was not meant for you!
Defeat Baron in Mar's tomb (in-game)Edit
(Lines used by the Baron in second bossfight, usage of lines depends slightly on attack or weapon used by the Baron and whether or not has the Precursor Stone.)
- I grow tired of this, now, die!
- There's a little present.
- Haha, you realized yet you are no match for me?!
- Enjoy your next life.
- Give me the stone!
- Allow me to share the pain.
- You cannot run forever.
- You cannot win!
- You're history.
- Not anymore.
- All will fear me now.
- Can't avoid this.
- The stone is mine.
- Eat this!
- Come here!
- Give up and I'll make it painless.
- Now you see!
- I'll make the city safe and not you!
- Feel the fury of the Precursor Stone!
- Why won't you die?!
(When the Baron launches bombs onto the arena.)
Daxter: Kick the bombs back at him, Jak!
(When Jak fails to dodge the Baron's blasting attack.)
Daxter: Hide behind the pillar when he shoots!
(When the Baron grabs the Precursor Stone.)
Daxter: He's got the Precursor stone!
Baron Praxis: We finish this now.
The Baron Steals the ShowEdit
Praxis: Nice try, but the Stone is still mine! Don't worry... I will use the Stone to its full potential. Soon, all who oppose me will be destroyed by its power!
Torn Admits His TreacheryEdit
Jak: How did the Baron know we were so close to making a move for the Stone?
Torn: It's my fault. The Baron threatened to kill Ashelin for spying. His own daughter! I couldn't risk that, even for the Underground.
Daxter: Right! Very good thinking... except Praxis has the Precursor Stone now, so he can do whatever he wants!
Torn: There is still a way to get our friends back and maybe the Precursor Stone as well. I'll find Vin. Go to the fortress, and we'll call you.
Jak: And why should we trust you?!
Torn: Because you and I both know the Baron would have killed Ashelin! It'll be a tough ride through the fortress, probably suicide.
Jak: You just get that door open! I'll be there!
The Time TwinsEdit
Daxter: Hey there sweetheart! The Metal Head masher has saved the day! Oh, and I let Jak tag along too.
Tess: Oh, my little hero!
Jak: Samos, are you alright?
Old Samos: What took you so long? I added six rings to my trunk waiting for you two to get me outta here! Great Yakow horns! What happened to you Jak?
Daxter: Wait a minute! You're you! I mean the other you! I mean... you know what I mean.
Young Samos: Yes, it appears I have an older time twin. Great grass grubs. I can't believe what a cranky old log I've become!
Daxter: Two Samos the Sages?! Aaack, Jak, they're multiplying!
Old Samos: We need to find the kid, pronto!
Young Samos: What are you talking about, old growth? The kid already opened the tomb. Our top priority should be to disrupt the Baron's forces!
Old Samos: Oh, look who thinks they sprouted. If you were half as wise as I am, you'd know that the proper cause of action is to find the kid!
Young Samos: Listen, you old dried up leaf. I run this outfit, and I say we go after the Baron's forces.
Daxter: Do we have to separate you two?
Jak: Vin's activating the warp gate. We need to get out of here now!
Sig Bares His SoulEdit
Sig: You boys are alright, and since the boss is out of it right now, I'm going to give it to you straight. I've been Krew's heavy for years, and I've done things I'm not proud of, but this time, I think Krew's gotten himself and us, into something really nasty. I'm thinking of getting out.
Daxter: Ohh... Sig's beginning to like us, Jak. Come here you bug lug! Hugs for everyone!
Sig: Knock it off! I think Krew's trying to... Shhh... he's waking up...
Daxter: Relaaaax... watch me butter up bun boy. Hey there, stuffed crust. How's it feel floating on top of the food chain? Whooooo... Krew meister... have you been exercising? You're looking good! You are... definitely... living large! And... those legs... they're so... ah, chiseled.
Krew: I need you to escort three of my boys down into the sewers and visit that statue again. I've heard that Mar's cheeky face might contain another secret, and I want you to see if the stories are true, ey? Make sure all three of my boys get to that statue, and they'll do all the rest, hmmmmn?
Escort men through sewers (in-game)Edit
(When Jak enters the Sewers, as well as when Jak continues to walk with the crew, this conversation ensues.)
Jinx: Quiet, here comes pretty boy. About time you showed up, okay, let's do this. Krew said you'd protect us all the way to the statue.
Grim: I got 30 kg of high explosives strapped to my back, great.
Mog: Yeah, why did we sign up for this.
Jinx: Just shut your whiny traps and keep moving!
(When they reach the lift.)
Jinx: We go down.
Mog: Uhh, do we have to?
(When they reach the bottom.)
Jinx: This way.
(A sound is heard from beyond the corner.)
Mog: Uhh, did you hear that?
Grim: We are so dead man.
Jinx: Shut up, I'll go ahead and check. Aaaaagh, it's a metal head! Shoot it, shoot it!
Mog: Man that thing's ugly.
Grim: Get it man, before it gets us.
(When Jak kills it.)
Jinx: Nice work, those were some nasty metal heads.
(When they enter the next room.)
Jinx: Aaaagh, they're crawling down the walls!
(After Jak kills all the hoseheads, the following conversation may vary slightly.)
Jinx: We're clear, let's move. This is where I come in, cover your ears. Fire in the hole! You better keep your head down sugar.
Jinx: We're clear, let's move. This is where I come in, cover your ears. This is gonna be loud. You better keep your head down sugar.
Jinx: Way to go, this is where I come in.
Mog: Yeah, do it Jinx.
Grim: Cover your ears!
Jinx: You mean cover your ass, fire in the hole!
(After the explosion.)
Mog: Man, Jinx, what did you put in those boomsticks.
Jinx: Your bad breath, let's move.
(If Jak is hurt by the explosion or by debris being blown away.)
Jinx: Ooh, that had to hurt, I told you to keep back. But no one ever listens to Jinx.
(When they go through the passage.)
Grim: I love this job.
Jinx: More of those monsters!
Jinx: Jak get your butt up here and do your thing.
Mog: They're coming up from behind too.
Grim: Great, now we're trapped in this slime pit!
Jinx: Take 'm out blue boy.
(When Jak takes out all the hoseheads.)
Jinx: You're pretty handy with that iron, blondie.
Mog: Jak's my hero.
Jinx: Shut up Mog.
Grim: Let's go back before we all get killed.
(An alternate script can also take place.)
Grim: I got a bad feeling about this place.
Mog: I wanna go home.
Jinx: Ain't the smell of sulfur grand.
(After going down the next lift.)
Jinx: Move your butts or I'll move 'm for you.
Grim: Ugh, this place stinks.
Mog: Let's go back.
(When more hoseheads show up.)
Jinx: Here they come again!
Grim: Shoot man, shoot!
Mog: Uuh, I think I wet my pants.
(When two ambush the crew from behind.)
Jinx: Look out!
(When Jak has killed them all, two possible lines can occur.)
Jinx: Nice fighting man, I'm beginning to like you.
Jinx: Krew was right about you, you got the magic man.
(When they get to the next turn and the hoseheads activate their laser beams.)
Jinx: Wow, beams of death! I'm staying right here till you do something about that.
(If Jak doesn't go to kill the hoseheads.)
Jinx: Aaaah Jak, I think you're the man for this job.
(If Jak still doesn't go to kill the hoseheads.)
Jinx: Jump the beams Jak!
(When Jak goes to kill the hoseheads.)
Mog: Look at him go.
Jinx: Nice moves.
Mog: I could do stuff like that.
Jinx: Yeah, you wish dummy.
(After Jak has killed the hoseheads and Jinx catches up to you and sees the next section also filled with beams.)
Jinx: Okay, that doesn't look good... Jak, you're up!
(When Jak goes to kill the next hoseheads.)
Jinx: Sweet as a ballerina, heheheh.
(When Jak gets close enough to hit them.)
Jinx: Knock 'm silly, Jak!
(After Jak has killed them.)
Jinx: On we go, not getting any younger. Keep moving!
(When Jinx places the next explosive.)
Jinx: Get back, I'm detonating this one remotely. One unclogged sewer coming up.
(If Jak hits Jinx, Grim or Mog.)
Jinx: Watch it pretty boy, or I'll rearrange your face.
Grim: Check your targets, wimp boy.
Mog: Hey man, watch it!
(If Jak shoots Jinx, Grim or Mog.)
Jinx: You got an itchy trigger finger.
Grim: Shoot the shinies, not me.
Mog: Nobody's my friend.
(If Jinx, Grim or Mog are hit by metal heads.)
- I'm trapped!
- Jak, I'm about to be metal meat!
- I'm getting killed here!
- Jak, do something!
- It's gonna get me!
- Aaagh, that's gonna leave a mark.
- Aaagh, it got me!
- A little help would be good!
- No no, help!
- Die you (MISSING).
- It got me!
- I can't get away!
- Any more like that and I'm history.
- Aaagh, stay away!
Mog: Help me Jak.
(If Jinx, Grim or Mog are hit by the laser beam from the hoseheads.)
Jinx: It's shooting me!
(If Jak goes too far ahead and the crew meets up with him.)
Jinx: There you are, why don't you make your self useful.
(If Jak begins to stray from the mission path.)
Jinx: Stay with us!
Grim: I thought this guy was supposed to be protecting us!
Grim: Don't leave us to die!
Mog: We need to stay together!
Mog: Krew's gonna be pissed if we mess this up!
(If Jak strays too far from the mission path.)
Jinx: That's it, we're done! Come back when you're serious.
Jinx: That's it, we're calling the mission off! We don't go until you're serious.
Jinx: We're not doing this for the rookie! I'm calling this off!
Grim: I'm not getting killed because of this loser! This mission is over!
It's a Trap!Edit
Jinx: You hear that?
Mog: Sounds like I got gas...
Grim: AGH! The ceiling's crawling!
Jinx: Jak! Metal Heads everywhere!
Mog: It's a trap!
Escort men through sewers (in-game 2)Edit
(After Jak has killed off the massive hosehead ambush.)
Jinx: Okay, let's get outta here before more show up. You're earning your pay today, let's finish this!
Mog: Hah, well I'm not going back that way.
Mog: Oooo... Pretty statue...
Jinx: Stand back. We're professionals. Alright boys, let's blow this sucker sky high!
Jak: Wait!... who told you to...? NO!
Jinx: That's what we're looking for, the Heart of Mar gem! Thanks for the escort, buddy. We'll take it back to Krew!
Escort men through sewers (in-game)Edit
(After completing the mission.)
Krew (communicator): Aaah, the bedtime stories were true, the fabled Heart of Mar was hidden inside that ugly statue of the old boy. Nothing fractured, nothing gained, that's my motto, hahahah. You've proven your loyalty, you'll find an excellent gun upgrade stashed in a crate at the Port.
Jak Walks OutEdit
Erol: Well, if it isn't the dark eco freak!
Jak: Where's Keira?
Erol: Don't worry, I'm keeping a close eye on her. You're the talk of the town, Jak! You give the people hope... how pathetic. I would have enjoyed killing you in prison, but now, it'll be so much more fun to take you on the track, in front of the entire city. I can hear the roar of the crowd now... as everyone sees their hope die...
Keira: It's good to have you back daddy.
Old Samos: Yes, it's nice to be free again.
Erol: You know, Keira LOVES a winner. Someday she'll be MY mechanic.
Jak: Stay away from her!
Erol: Heee, hee, haa, haaa!
Keira: Ah, Erol's the best racer I've ever seen.
Jak: He's not what you think.
Keira: And you're a good judge of character?! HA! Look at you! People say you get angry and... change. Besides, the Jak I knew wouldn't be working for a guy like Krew.
Jak: I need Krew's connections to fight the Baron! Without my... You know what? Do it your way, and I'll do it mine. Just don't come crying to me when the walls fall down.
Daxter: Ah, Jak, buddy... Ha ha. Where you going there pal? Jak? Jak!
Computer announcer: Attention all drivers, the Class Two races will begin soon.
Daxter: Now what are we gonna do?
Keira: You'll have to drive for the team, Daxter. We need this win to qualify for the final championship!
Daxter: How hard can it be? Just hold on tight and point the thingy where I want it to go, right? And then there's this other thingy that makes it go fast. Fast is good! I can do this. I'm ready to race!
Daxter's Big WinEdit
Daxter: Now there's a handsome winner!
Keira: You did it Daxter! You helped us qualify for the big race!
Daxter: Did you ever doubt? I back seat drive for Jak all the time. Hey! When do I get the winner's big kiss?
Tess: Maybe later... if you're a good boy.
Daxter: Hey there, we, ah, showed those Class Two losers a thing or two, huh?
Jak: I saw. You drifted a little high in the turns a few times, but, you hung in there! I'm proud of you, Dax.
Jak: Yeah! You did great!
Daxter: No! WE did great! Right, partner?
Protect the HideoutEdit
Old Samos: The Baron is still up to his old tricks.
Young Samos: The Underground got word that several Krimzon blast bots are zeroing in on the hideout here.
Old Samos: They're armored bombs which seek all targets. If any of these blast bots reach this place, we're dead!
Young Samos: Ahh, what are you worried about, old man. You're almost dead anyway.
Old Samos: Well, if you'd TAKEN better care of yourself, I wouldn't be in the state I am now!
Young Samos: Take out those blast bots before they reach the hideout, Jak. They have proximity defenses, so do be careful.
Both: Good hunting!
Protect hideout from bombots (in-game)Edit
(After destroying all the blast bots.)
Old Samos (communicator): Nice shooting m'boy!
Young Samos (communicator): Good work Jak, we'll all sleep a little easier tonight.
Our Own Peace Maker!Edit
Daxter: Alright! Our own Peace Maker! Now we're rockin'!
Krew Makes a ThreatEdit
Krew: Hey! Back to work toots.
Daxter: She's working beach ball! Quit your yappin'.
Krew: Watch it! Or you'll be yet another trophy hung on these walls. Jak, I want you to throw the championship race. Just let Erol win...
Jak: You bet against us?!
Krew: Jak... Jak... It's just business. You've become a symbol to these townies. They'll bet everything on a glimmer of hope. What better time to make money? Waddaya say my boy?
Jak: I'd say you're going to lose a lot of money. Because I'm going to race and I intend to win!
Krew: Aggghh! You little... You're becoming more trouble than you're worth! I wouldn't get too comfy, if I was you! Everyone's expendable!
Erol: In a hurry to die, boy? Well, we don't have to wait for the big race! We can do this right now! One on one, through the city, using accelerator rings. Hit every ring from start to finish. Miss even one ring, and it's over! Keira already thinks you're a loser, and I'll prove it now, once and for all.
Jak: You're on.
Erol Hates to LoseEdit
Erol: Aggghh! Don't get too cocky, outlaw! Next time we race for keeps! And your head will be my trophy!
Daxter: Ahh, blow it out your ear! You were bottle-fed, weren't you?
Get Life Seed in Dead Town (in-game)Edit
Old Samos (communicator): This is Samos. Jak, I need you to go out to the ruins in Dead Town and visit my old hut. It's now time to retrieve something I hid there long ago. Good luck. And Daxter... Clean up my place while you're out there!
(If you access the "Get Life Seed in Dead Town" mission path without using the titan suit.)
Daxter: We should come back with the titan suit to do this path.
(Sometimes when you near one of the breakable walls with the titan suit.)
Daxter: 800 pounds tigorilla, coming through!
(Sometimes when you smash down a pillar with the titan suit.)
Daxter: Smashing work Jak, oh that was fun.
(If you try to exit the titan suit when too close to a wall.)
Daxter: Back up to get out of the mech.
Daxter: I spent many a day cleaning up this place for old greenie.
Old Samos (communicator): Good work, Jak! And... Daxter, I suppose. Before we came through the rift long ago, I was nurturing that Life Seed from the Great Tree. It seems the Metal Heads are attracted to its power. Take the seed to Onin now. She will prepare it for Samos.
Daxter: You mean you?
Old Samos (communicator): Yes I- No! The other me, Daxter! My younger self needs the seed's power to become... sagely.
Daxter: So... let me get this straight. It's fair to say that by bringing your younger self the life seed now, we helped you become the sage you are today? We helped you get your powers in the first place. And you never thanked us?!!!
Old Samos (communicator): Thank you Daxter... now go do it!
Pecker Picks a FightEdit
Pecker: Onin says what took you so long?! We had to skip lunch waiting for you two! Okay... okay... She really says "Thank you for saving the Life Seed". But I wouldn't say that if I were her! Give Onin the seed, and she will prepare it for Samos. Mmmmmm... bird seed...
Daxter: Back off, feather weight!
Pecker: Listen tiny tail, I was leading my hundredth flock south before you had fur one between your legs! Not that your fur means anything!
Daxter: At least I'm not some over stuffed, over yappin', feather dusty mouthpiece for the world's oldest professional! Jak says, 'have a nice day.' Jak says, 'I can't think on my own.' Jak says 'Go bite yourself!'
Pecker: That's it, rat boy! Now you've really pissed me off! Hiyaaaaoooowww!
Jak: Knock it off, both of you!
Pecker: You're lucky I'm famished! Onin says take the energized Life Seed to young Samos in Haven Forest. It will give Samos the power he needs to finally see the forest from the trees! Go. Quickly!
Samos and the SeedEdit
Jak: Samos told me to... I mean... you told me to... or... well... I mean your older version... ah... whatever. We heard you needed the Life Seed.
Young Samos: Yes. Its power will help me speak to the plants.
Guard 1: There he is!
Guard 2: Roger. We're en route!
Guard 3: I see 'em!
Young Samos: Jak, protect me from these guards! I must ask the plants vital questions about our future!
Young Samos: The Life Seed gave me a terrible vision! The Baron is planning to destroy the Precursor Stone! He aims to crack it open somehow! If he does this, the energy released will be beyond comprehension! It will destroy the world and more... ending all life! The plants are crying out for protection! You must stop the Baron, Jak! Stop him, however you can!
Good News and Bad NewsEdit
Daxter: Hey there, sack a nerves! How's the bzzzzzt stuff going?
Vin: I've got good news and bad news. The good news is Kor tells me that we've got enough power on-line to keep the shield walls up. So for now, the city's safe. But I don't know how long the system can hold.
Jak: And the bad news?
Vin: We've detected a cluster of Metal Head eggs growing up at the strip mine site. Now, you've got to go back there and find a way to destroy those eggs before they turn into a whole new army of creatures.
Jak: I noticed the crane was carrying a large metal container. If we could jump onto the container, we could drop the crate from above.
Daxter: High? Jump? Drop?! Why don't I like the sound of that?
Jak: Come on Dax, let's go.
The Big CrushEdit
(Text-less cutscene of a large wooden box crushing a collection of metal head eggs.)
The Boy is MissingEdit
Kor: I can't believe it! We were so close! The Baron stole the Precursor Stone right out from under us! And after all of our planning and hard work, Torn has betrayed the cause!
Jak: Torn meant well. He was protecting one of our own.
Kor: We must get that stone back.
Jak: I'm working on it!
Daxter: Yeah, we're working on it!
Kor: I've underestimated this Baron, and now it appears he has taken the boy as well! Think. What will the Baron's next move be?
Daxter: Well, if I had the Precursor Stone, with all that power, I'd use it to build a giant palace. A palace with the biggest harem of women the world has ever known, and there'd be a swimming pool filled to the brim with chocolate... slightly minty... yeah, yeah, a massive pool of gooey chocolate! Then the girls and I would jump in together... What?
Kor: I want you to go out to the drill platform again. If you can destroy the main control tower there, it should temporarily stop the Baron's use of eco to harm us.
Destroy drill platform tower (in-game)Edit
(Message used by the system after punching one of the computers.)
Computer (voice): Alert. Back-up cooling systems failure. Emergency override initiated.
(After destroying all computers.)
Daxter: Gotta run, gotta run!
(Messages used as you flee the building.)
- Computer (voice):
- Back-up systems failure.
- Eco grade growing unstable.
The Control Tower BlowsEdit
(Text-less cutscene of the tower exploding.)
Destroy drill platform tower (in-game)Edit
(After escaping to the outside.)
Kor (communicator): Another blow to the Baron my good friends! Very soon our fortunes will change.
Save More LurkersEdit
Brutter: It's brother Jak and his little orangey pal! Thank the totem I sees you. You help Lurkers once time, you help us twos?
Jak: Look Brutter, we've got our own problems to deal with right now.
Brutter: But you know big-to-do ruckus you caused at dig? I know all caves like back of claw, and Mar's tomb no where there! Now Metal Heads find hidden Lurker village in caves! They bite, and hurt village real bad, and we Lurker brothers trapped like animals!
Daxter: Ah, hello, they are animals.
Brutter: We no longer evil-lurking, bad-to-bones, orangey boy! We good now. Metal Headers are bad. They is enemies.
Jak: Yeah, I guess we're all in the same boat now.
Daxter: And the ship is sinking fast, brother.
Brutter: Please, save six Lurker brothers quick, and Brutter will kiss you foots!
Rescue 6 lurkers for Brutter (in-game)Edit
(After saving all the lurkers.)
Brutter (communicator): Great smelly breath of a goosesnake, heroes to lurker people you be. Right now just see much happy thanks to you. You honorary members of lurker tribe now, we not forget, whenever you need us; we help you!
Keira Reveals Her PlanEdit
Keira: I'll show you guys what I'm working on, if you promise not to laugh.
Daxter: Ooooo, I love surprises! And I love to laugh! Show me! Show me!
Keira: I've been building a replica of our crashed rift rider machine from old artifacts.
Old Samos: That's my girl!
Keira: But I'm still missing two pieces.
Old Samos: Figures...
Keira: Vin says I need an artifact called the 'time map' and an old energy gem history books call the 'Heart of Mar'. And I've looked in every book on Precursor history I can find, but the Rift Ring seems to have vanished!
Jak: You did all this? I mean... that's useful.
Daxter: Oh, will you two stop moping around and make up already!
Jak: I've seen the Heart of Mar! Krew has it! We'll get those two artifacts, Keira.
Computer announcer: Attention all drivers. The Class One Championship race is about to begin!
Jak: Well, here goes. The race of my life!
Keira: Jak... I just wanted you to know... well, you're the best racer I've ever seen.
Daxter: Hey! What about me?! I helped get us here!
Jak: Do you wanna drive?
Daxter: Against that crazy loon Erol? No way! You got the handlebars, brother. And you better keep us alive or I will never speak to you again! Obviously.
Keira: Leave 'em in the dust, Jak!
The Big RaceEdit
Erol: I want more than just to win, eco freak... I want you!
Praxis: Greetings, racers! Today your nerve and skill will be tested for our amusement. If any of you should by some small chance beat our grand champion Erol, then you will be awarded a month's supply of eco! And a short tour of my palace to see how the other half live. Good luck, and die bravely! Ready? Get set!
Win Class 1 race at stadium (in-game)Edit
(At the start of the race.)
Baron Praxis: GO!
(Lines used by Erol at the start of the race, random and usage varies.)
- Haha, bye bye!
- Stupid freak!
- Beat it freak!
- You can't handle the speed!
- Bad luck, ol' chap.
- Want to go back to the chair?
- Move over slowpoke!
The Winner's CircleEdit
Daxter: Thank you. Thank you very much. I love my public!
Praxis: Ah, a brave man of the people. And who is this worthy opponent? In my world, good men are either bought or broken. So which is it going to be?
Jak: Just a little closer. We need to talk.
Praxis: Fool! Don't you get it?! It's over, Jak! All the heroes died long ago! Only survival remains... by whatever means! This city is mine! These lives are mine! This war is mine! And in war... PEOPLE DIE! Kill him!
Guard: Look out!
Erol: I win, Jak!
Praxis: After them!
Back Where We StartedEdit
Ashelin: I shouldn't have trusted you!
Jak: Back where we started, huh?
Ashelin: Don't play with me! All along you've been trying to undermine our war with the Metal Heads! Whose side are you on?
Jak: Listen Ashelin, your father's planning something terrible, and if...
Ashelin: My father can destroy the Metal Head armies once and for all!
Jak: If he cracks open the Precursor Stone, the explosion will kill all of us! Don't you get it?!
Daxter: That's right! Not so hard, huh? Even I can figure this one out!
Ashelin: Don't you move! Vin? Come in.
Vin (communicator): What? What? I've got my hands full here, you know!
Ashelin: You know all about the Precursor Stone myth, right?
Vin (communicator): Sure, I did my Econecic Energy Doctorate on Precurian Theoretical Physics. Why?
Ashelin: What would happen if the Precursor Stone were to be... say... violently cracked open?
Vin (communicator): Great! As if I didn't have enough to keep me awake at night, you need one more thing to dread! Thank you very much! If someone actually had the Stone, according to my calculations, a runaway eco surge from cracking it open would... theoretically destroy... EVERYTHING!
Vin (communicator): All things... every single thing... Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go throw up! Bye bye...
Jak: Trust me Ashelin. We have to stop him.
Ashelin: I'll try to find out more. But right now, my father is meeting Krew at a secret weapons factory near the dig. Here. That's my top level security pass. It'll get you into the factory, but it won't get you back out. We never had this conversation.
Get Heart of Mar in weapons lab (in-game)Edit
(After completing the previous mission and heading back into the streets.)
Ashelin (communicator): You were right Jak, what my father is doing is wrong, I need to help fix this. If you can get to the weapons factory maybe we can help stop this, I'll meet you there.
Krew: I knew you were special when I first met you Jak, and I commend you for making it this far. We've come a long way, 'ey?
Jak: Yeah. I'm getting real teary-eyed.
Krew: I love weapons. I love how they look... how they feel... even how they smell...
Jak: I think you need serious help.
Krew: My favorite was the impossibly powerful weapon Mar built to blast open the Metal Head nest. Poor fool died before he could use it, ahh well. But I have a new favorite. The Piercer Bomb I've just completed. My masterpiece is powerful enough to crack open the Precursor Stone, and release the untold energy inside! As soon as the Baron shows up with the Stone, we'll hide it in the last shipment of eco and deliver it to the Metal Head nest. A surprise dessert, 'ey? Hee hee hmmm... Just take this gun upgrade and forget what you saw here.
Jak: Not this time, Krew! I'm through being your hired gun!
Krew: Then it's war, isn't it?
Beat Krew in weapons lab (in-game)Edit
(At the start of the fight.)
Krew: You know I can't play fair. I have a secret weapon, I am placing it here. Say hello to my little friends, ahh, multiple me's, ahahaha how delightful.
(When he summons his Krew clones.)
- Let me introduce you to my 'crew'.
- I've a few good man to help me.
- Surprise, more me than you can handle.
- Take cover, Jak!
(When he comes to fight you personally.)
- I grow weary of this, end it now.
- You should've walked away when you had the chance.
- Hehe, I move pretty fast for a big man, 'ey?
- Stop bothering Jak.
- You cannot win, Jak.
(When you beat all his clones.)
Daxter: There's the real Krew, Jak, get him!
(When he hits you.)
- Ehehe, how did that feel?
- Here's some pain.
- Hold still!
- Stand still!
(When you hit him.)
- Good shot Jak, the big man's hurting now.
- You got him!
- Now you've got him mad.
(While fighting Krew.)
Daxter: Now you have got us mad.
(When you defeat him.)
Daxter: And the challenger is down for the count.
Jak: Is it to late to give my notice?
Daxter: Yeah! We quit!
Krew: The city is already dead! I've sold you all out. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
Daxter: Ahhh, Jak... I think maybe we should be anywhere else just about NOW!
Ashelin: We're outta here!
Krew: Ohhh well...
Ashelin Drops Jak OffEdit
Ashelin: You guys find my father. I'll take the Heart of Mar to Keira for you. I'm sorry it's come to this.
The Game Player Steps UpEdit
Tess: Hey guys. Whatever Krew put in that machine, he looked really nervous.
Daxter: Whatever it is, Krew won't be needing it anymore. He's, shall we say, not all together these days. Step aside, Jak. Let the game player do his stuff!
Tess: You're such an animal!
Beat the Metal Head Mash (in-game)Edit
(When you beat the 1500 score target.)
Tess: You win the game, Daxter!
Getting the Time MapEdit
Daxter: The time map! You know, sugar plum, if any REAL Metal Heads came into town, I'd bonk 'em just like I did in the game!
Daxter: They'd be all 'Don't hurt me please!' and I'd be all 'Too late, Metal Monkeys!' 'You die screaming!' Hee, hee. Know what I'm saying?
Daxter: Jak, I think these trophies are still walking! Ma... Ma... Metal Heads! Metal Heads! Where's Sig when you need him?!
Tess: Sig? I think Krew sent him on one last mission. Something about using Mar's ruby key to open a secret door in the Underport?
Jak: Of course! Come on Dax, we need to get to the Underport right now!
Tess: I'll take the time map to Keira!
Daxter: Be careful angel cheeks, and your hero will return shortly!
After Beat the Metal Head MashEdit
Vin (communicator): The shield wall is down! I repeat, the shield wall is down! Sabotaged! Kor did it! I knew that Metal Heads would be the end of me... oh no! Metal Heads at the door! They're breaking through! Too many of them! Jak! Aaaarrgh!
Sig's in TroubleEdit
Jak: Hey there, tough guy.
Sig: Get your skinny ass over here and start shooting! Man, was I set up! Krew sent me down here to open some old doors with that ruby key you found, and when I did, Metal Heads came streaming in from some passage outside the city walls... Just like they were waiting for me! There's one!
Jak: Krew's dead.
Sig: Yeah? Well he's lucky! Because he would not want me to catch him alive!
Daxter: The Metal Heads must have promised Krew plenty for him to betray the whole city like this.
Jak: Let's get out of here!
Escort Sig in Underport (in-game)Edit
(When not exiting the Titan Suit after leaving the flooded Underport.)
Computer (voice): Please exit the Titan Suit.
(When you come to the first block puzzle.)
Sig: If I can't shoot it, it's some else's problem. You do something with those blocks.
(After entering the next passage.)
Sig: Did you hear something?
Sig: Shootin' this one is only going to make him mad. RUN!
Escort Sig in Underport (in-game 2)Edit
(As you flee from the metal-pede.)
Sig: Go, go! Move your butts!
Sig's Strong ArmEdit
(Text-less cutscene in which Sig saves Jak from a collapsing bridge.)
Escort Sig in Underport (in-game 3)Edit
(When you come to the second block puzzle.)
Sig: I think that's the last we'll see of him. You gotta figure out the blocks, man.
(When you come to the third block puzzle.)
Sig: This is your gig baby, solve it so we can go home. You figure this out, I'll cover your butt.
Here it Comes Again!Edit
Sig: Great! Here comes that bad boy again! MOVE!
Escort Sig in Underport (in-game 4)Edit
(Lines used as you flee from the metal-pede again.)
Sig: It's gaining! Gonna be close! Faster! Run! Keep moving!
(When you get to the metal grating, and after you successfully managed to lose the metal-pede.)
Sig: See you on the flipside. Rolling baby. Just a walk in the park.
Sig's Last StandEdit
Jak: Let's go! We're almost to the elevator!
Sig: Looks like we finally lost 'em, chili peppers! Piece of cake, huh? Now you boys are real Wastelanders! I say it's time we take this fight to the Metal Head leader himself! What a trophy he'd make! We find a way to juice up Mar's ol' gun, and then boom baby, we storm the nest, guns blazing! Hell! We'll take 'em all on, together! You and me! Side by side! Nothin'll stop us 'cause we're... AGGGHHH!!!
Jak & Daxter: SIG!
Daxter: So... ahhh... what's plan B?
Defend stadium (in-game)Edit
(After returning to the streets of Haven City.)
Keira (communicator): This is Keira. Thanks for getting the artifacts, guys. It's strange. The time map had a bunch of old coordinates in it. Come see me at the Stadium.
Brutter Saves the DayEdit
Keira: The rift rider's finished! But if my father's right, and the Ring is somewhere in the Metal Head nest, how are we going to get the rift rider to use it?
Brutter: LOOK!! Brutter just knew friends would need help if Metal Headers attack!
Daxter: Brutter, you're the man!
Brutter: Lurker balloons are finest lifters in the world, but they is easy target
Jak: Right. You guys get the rift rider to the nest. I'll stay and defend your take-off and get away.
Daxter: Once again, being your friend SUCKS! I wanna go on the balloon!
Brutter: You keep stadium safe while we prep balloon for lift away. Uh-oh! Here they come! Metal Headers!!
Brutter: Up! Up! And away!
Daxter: Must be nice floating away while we DIE down here!
Keira: We'll meet near the nest! See you soon, Jak! Be careful!
Daxter: Yeah, Jak, be careful!
Check the Construction SiteEdit
Vin: (communicator): Jak... Kor... Construction Site...
The Secret to Making a BombEdit
Jak: Kor? What's going on?
Kor: I'm sure you know... deep down in your darkest nightmares. We've met before, remember? Everything's going exactly as planned. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Daxter: Jak! It's the Metal Head leader!
Kor: Now you see! Without the shield wall disrupting my powers inside the city, I am my full potential now! So for the last time, give me the Precursor Stone!!!
Praxis: If the city must die, then we all die! AAAGGGHHH!!!
Kor: I will find that Stone if I have to crush this city one brick at a time!
Praxis: You are the supreme weapon, Jak. And I made you. Still, any leader worth his salt always has his backup plan... Remember, the first rule in making a bomb ... is to always make two!
Daxter: Yaaaowww! Okay! I'm going in! Man, what a mess a junk in here! All jumbled coils and switches! Should I unhook the blue wire? Wait a minute?! Are ottsels color blind? Let me just break a few more things and see if anything pops loose... BOOM!!! Ha! Ha! Gotcha! Like candy from a baby!
Break barrier at nest (in-game)Edit
(After exiting the construction site and returning to the streets of Haven City.)
Ashelin (communicator): I think now is the time to act. The Metal Heads are so focused on their attack in the city, they may have left their nest vulnerable.
(Torn calls right after Ashelin finishes.)
Torn (communicator): Jak, you gotta get out to the wasteland and breach the nest barrier any way you can. If you can get inside and take out the Metal Head leader, the army will collapse. It's a long shot but it might be our only chance.
Ashelin (communicator): There isn't much hope now. With the Shield Wall destroyed, it's just a matter of time before the Metal Heads overwhelm us. You should just go through the rift back to your own time, Jak, and get away from this horrible place.
Daxter: I see your point. Come on, Jak.
Jak: This place is worth fighting for!
Ashelin (communicator): We'll hold out as long as we can! Fare well!
Jak: Precursor Stone. Gun. Nest!
Daxter: Light 'er up, padre!
Jak: HA! HA! HA! Eat this!
Daxter: That ought to wake 'em up!
Jak: Let's go take care of business!
Daxter: What? You mean, go in there? Ahh, I'm right behind you!
Don't You Recognize Him?Edit
Kor: Finally, you've decided to join us and you brought the Precursor Stone. Good. The boy will now play his final part.
Jak: Not this time.
Kor: Oh, but this child is such a part of this! Such a part of you! Don't you recognize him? The boy is you, Jak! And this place... this is where you began, in the future!
Jak: But how...?
Kor: You were hidden in the past on the hope that you would gain the skills to face me today. But Onin was wrong! Now that you've been altered with dark eco, the stone will never open for you. Your younger self, however, still has the pure gift! He alone can awaken the Stone and the Precursor entity, which sleeps inside!
Jak: This stone is a Precursor?
Kor: The last Precursor egg! Mar was clever. He covered his tracks well through time, hiding his last egg from me, and building the shield and city to defend it! It has been a long siege. But today, I will finally feed on the last Precursor Life Force!
Daxter: Ah, I think you're forgetting one little thing, Metalo-Maniac! We've got the Precursor Stone!
Kor: Not for long! DIE!
Kor Drops DownEdit
(Text-less cutscene of Metal Kor dropping down from his position)
Jak: Oh man... a Precursor.
Oracle: It is finished... Our ancient enemy is no more. Take hope brave one! The terrible darkness inside you is now balanced by a glorious light! We will meet again...
Keira: We haven't much time. I've set the coordinates back to our village. Let's go home, everyone.
Jak: But we are home.
Old Samos: Keira, I'm afraid your rift rider must be used to send young Jak here to a place where he will grow up safe from harm. He must become old enough to complete the destiny he has fulfilled today.
Young Samos: Wait a minute! It's you! I mean... it's me! I have to take him back and watch over him, don't I? Ah, grub roots! Talk about being in the wrong time at the right place!
Jak: Hey kid... you take care. Oh... and trust me on this... Stay away from any wumpbee nests on your ninth birthday, okay?
Keira: I sure hope I built this replica right. I don't know if it...
Old Samos: It's perfect, Keira. This is the very machine we found... or will find later.
Keira: What? I just built this. After seeing the first one, I mean. It's based on what I remember from...
Daxter: Honey, the more you think about it, the more it hurts the head!
Young Samos: I'll take good care of the child! And don't worry... I'll be back in time for the celebration! Fare well!
Jak: Thanks Samos. Without you...
Old Samos: It's funny... The boy won't remember any of this.
Jak: No... I do remember the light!
(The scene changes.)
Brutter (communicator): Your transport is ready, m'lady.
Ashelin: Thank you, Captain Brutter. Come on... we'll be late for the party at Daxter's new place.
Torn: I've got so much work to do. Besides, it's not my thing.
Ashelin: Ten hut! As the new governor of this city, I order the Commander of the New Krimzon Guard to escort me to an official function. Is that understood?
Torn: Yes sir! I mean, yes ma'am! I mean...
Ashelin: You can start rebuilding the city tomorrow. Tonight, we get to celebrate with our new friends. Besides, tough guy, I'm dying to see you dance.
Torn: Not likely.
(The scene switches to the Port.)
Daxter: Welcome to the Naughty Ottsel! The hippest, happenest, happiest joint in town! Check out the new decor!
Tess: Oooh... What a big trophy!
Daxter: As if size matters?! I bagged that bad boy myself, baby!
Pecker: Onin says she doesn't know who has a bigger head. Him or you!
Samos: We must not forget Vin and all the others who sacrificed their lives to defeat this evil and protect the child.
Jak: I still can't believe... that little boy was me. Better times, huh?
Keira: You miss him, huh? You know, the kid grows up to be a handsome hero!
Daxter: Hey! That's enough for you, lady. I'm cuttin' ya off!
Pecker: Trust me, she gets real mean when she's like this!
Daxter: What'd she say?
Pecker: Something about rubber tubing and certain parts of your mother... you don't wanna know...
Daxter: Agghhh! A Metal Head!
Daxter: SIG! I knew that.
Jak: You okay?!
Sig: You cherries didn't think some nasty breath, giant sized lizard was gonna keep me from the biggest party in town did ya?!
Daxter: I knew you were too tough for 'em, big guy!
Samos: You saved the city and more, my boy! Metal Kor and his menace are history, and somewhere out there, an ancient race has begun again.
Jak: I'm just glad to be back home.
Samos: Yeah? Well, rest up. We've got a lot to do and so much time to do it in!
Jak: Don't say 'time!' The Rift Ring was destroyed, remember?
Sig: You know, my momma used to read bedtime stories about Mar when she'd tuck me in. She'd give me a nice glass of warm yakow milk... and my little Poopsy bear.
Daxter: Bedtime stories? Warm milk? Poopsy bear?! Buddy, ya just blew ya image!
Samos: I've got a feeling we'll meet Mar someday. He may be closer than you think.
Sig: You're the designated driver!
Jak: Oh no... I am done with adventures. Besides, you'll tell us before something happens next time, right Samos? RIGHT, SAMOS?
Pecker: Aarrk! You never know what the future may hold.
Daxter: Wait... you know something, don't ya feather breath?
Pecker: Who? Me? Ah... no... We're just, ah... guessing, right Samos? Today... tomorrow... Only time will tell!
Daxter: No! You're gonna tell... RIGHT NOW! Aggghhh!
Pecker: AAGGHH! Why you little... AAARRR...
Daxter: Oooh, dirty fighting! Dirty fighting!
Samos: Jak, my boy, the future awaits!
Meeting the OracleEdit
Oracle: Greetings, great warrior. I sense there is a dark rage burning within you, and in time, it'll destroy you with its madness. Only the last power of the Precursors can save you. Destroy my enemies, those creatures that you call the Metal Heads. Bring me 25 of their skull gems and I will teach you how to control these powers!
Jak Gets a Dark PowerEdit
Oracle: You do well to rid the world of this Metal scourge. As a reward, I grant you a dark power.
Jak Gets a Second Dark PowerEdit
Oracle: The Metal Heads have always feared you, angry one. Even now, the Metal Head leader realizes you can destroy him and save the last chance for our race. You now have the control of another dark power!
Jak Gets a Third Dark PowerEdit
Oracle: Now that you carry the weight of darkness on your shoulders, you alone cannot save us. Our last hope rests with one still untouched by pain, and you must protect this young soul in our moment of truth. I grant you another dark power!
Jak Gets a Fourth Dark PowerEdit
Oracle: The forces of evil are converging. Only by destroying their leader will we ever know true peace. All will be made clearer to you, as the ending gives birth to the beginning, in the great circle of time. The last dark power is yours!
(When not immediately returning to Haven after completing a mission in Dead Town or the Pumping Station.)
- I think we need to go back to the city, Jak.
- Let's go back to the city.
(While NYFE Racing.)
- See ya!
- Coming through!
- Hang on Dax!
- Hold on Dax!
- Watch out!
- Look out!
- Move over buddy!
- Woah, boy that was close.
- Last lap!
- Right on!
(While NYFE Racing, even if Jak is driving.)
- Oooh, buh-bye.
- Woah boy!
- Move over!
- Hey watch it!
- Hey watch that!
- Hey watch where you're driving!
- Move it or lose it buddy.
- Take a good look at my tail!
(Lines used by Haven's citizens while they are being harassed, chased, attacked and etc., by either Jak or anything else, goes for both male and females.)
- Haven citizen
- Help me!
- Guards do something!
- Sound the alarm!
- Keep away from me!
(When exiting Haven City through an airlock.)
- Computer (voice):
- Exiting city.
- Opening outer shield.
- Leaving city at your own risk.
- Leaving city safe zone.
(When entering Haven City through an airlock.)
- Computer (voice):
- Entering Haven City.
- Re-entering city.
- Welcome back.
- Decontamination complete.
- It's good to see you still alive.
(When attempting to walk through a barrier without a security pass, message may vary slightly and order is random.)
- Computer (voice):
- I am unable to comply, access denied.
- Please come back with proper clearance.
- Entrance denied, you do not have proper clearance.
- You need red/blue/yellow/green/purple clearance for this gate, please come back with proper clearance.
If approaching the weapons factory entrance without a black security pass.
Computer (voice): You need special black clearance for this door.
(After beating the bronze/silver/gold record in either the JET-Board challenge, a NYFE racing class or a gun course.)
Computer (voice): Congratulations you achieved the bronze/silver/gold record.
(While entering certain parts of the sea with an active security drone.)
- Security drone
- This is a restricted area, defenses activated, I am authorized to use force.
- You are trespassing, defenses coming online, I am authorized to use force.
(After being killed by a security drone.)
- Security drone
- Trespasser neutralized.
- Suspect destroyed.
(When fighting the metal heads.)
- Damn metal heads.
- There are a lot of them.
- Payback's a bitch, and I'm it.
- I'm only woman on the outside.
- Seems like it hurts.
- Here's one for my father!
- Here's some.
- How's that feel.
- Take that.
- Take them all down.
- Let's get them!
- Get 'm all!
- I won't take that.
- Ready for another.
(If Ashelin is hit by a metal head.)
Ashelin: Help me!
(If Jak uses his Scatter Gun.)
Ashelin: That's a tiny gun.
(If Jak hits Ashelin.)
- I never said you could touch me there.
- Check your target mister.
(If Jak dies.)
Ashelin: Where did you learn how to fight.
Side mission computersEdit
(Side mission computer lines, the majority of which are done by Torn, note that the number ordering is done by order of unlocking, ergo, the lower the number the earlier a computer unlocks.)
(When starting up the computer tucked away in a corner at the Mar Memorial Stadium.)
Computer voice: Welcome to the stadium central computer, please select your challenge.
(The completion message is always the same for these side missions:)
Torn (communicator): Good work Jak.
- Orb Search (no. 02)
Torn: This is Torn. A good Underground agent knows the city inside and out by sight. Let's see how you stack up, get to this place in the time given and you'll get a reward. Go!
- Orb Search (no. 03)
Torn: Recognize this place? Find it fast and a reward is yours.
- Orb Search (no. 04)
Torn: Here's another chance to prove your knowledge of the city.
- Orb Search (no. 05)
Torn: Find this place before time runs out.
- Orb Search (no. 09)
Torn: Here's a tough one, beat the clock to here.
- Orb Search (no. 10)
Torn: Here's a little known place, find it fast and I'll be impressed.
- Orb Search (no. 11)
Torn: I'd like to see you find this place, impress me Jak.
- Orb Search (no. 12)
Torn: Get here fast and surprise me.
- Orb Search (no. 06)
Torn: Here is another destination, get here quickly.
- Orb Search (no. 14)
Torn: Find this spot, fast.
- Orb Search (no. 15)
Torn: Reach this area and be rewarded.
- Orb Search (no. 07)
Torn: Think you can find this place?
- Orb Search (no. 16)
Torn: Find this place before time runs out.
- Orb Search (no. 17)
Torn: Here's a tough one, beat the clock to here.
- Orb Search (no. 18)
Torn: Recognize this place? Find it fast and a reward is yours.
- Ring race (no. 01)
Torn: Jak, this is Torn, the Underground needs good drivers for our vehicle missions. Prove your skills in the ring challenge and maybe we'll let you in on the action.
(If you win.)
Torn (communicator): Not bad, I think we can use you, here's a little reward for your effort.
- Ring race (no. 08)
Torn: We'd like to see you prove your driving skills, take on another ring challenge, let's see what you got.
(If you win.)
Torn (communicator): Not bad, you could be my getaway driver anytime.
- Ring race (no. 01)
Torn: The next ring challenge will separate the men from the boys, let's see if you can handle it.
(If you win.)
Torn (communicator): Very nice driving, I'm starting to think you could really help us Jak.
- Collection (no. 06)
Torn: We're evaluating these homing beacons in missions, get all of the beacons as fast as you can. You gotta move quickly on this one.
(If you win.)
Torn (communicator): Excellent work, you're a great asset to the Underground Jak.
- Collection (no. 13)
Torn: The Shadow needs you to collect some Green Eco for his experiments. Get all of it before the Eco vanishes.
(If you win.)
Torn (communicator): Not bad, I'll put in a good word with the Shadow.
- Collection (no. 12)
Computer (voice): I've detected a dark eco spill, you must remove the hazard quickly before the city is contaminated.
(If you win.)
Computer (communicator): You removed the dark eco hazard in time, the city is grateful to you.
- Deliver package (no. 07)
Torn: Jak, you've gotta prove your driving skills once again. One of our agents dropped off a package, I need it delivered to the Hideout immediately.
(If you win.)
Torn (communicator): Nice work, the delivery was a success, I like your style Jak.
- Shuttle Underground fighters (no. 07)
Torn: Torn here, I need you to go out and move more of our agents to new locations in the city. KG spies are watching our every move, so look out for trouble.
(When picking up the first, second, third and fourth member in the side mission. The second line is for when you drop them off.)
Underground member 1: Thank Mar you're here, Krimzon Guard are everywhere.
Underground member 1: Thanks, good luck.
Underground member 2: Get me to my new safe house, quickly!
Underground member 2: Glad you're on our side.
Underground member 3: Right, let's go.
Underground member 3: See ya the next time we meet.
Underground member 4: Go! Go! KG are onto us!
Underground member 4: Good, you did well, I'll tell the Shadow we're safe.
(If you win.)
Torn (communicator): Nice bit of work, you're keeping people alive out there.
- Destroy blast bots (no. 07)
Torn: Jak, reports say more bombots are roaming the city, they're a dangerous menace and I need you to locate and destroy each one before they hurt our interests.
(If you win.)
Torn (communicator): Good work, that oughta put a dent in the Baron's war budget.
- City race (no. ?)
Torn: The Underground's top racer wants to challenge you to a race on ring course 1, think you can handle a little competition?
- Port race (no. ?)
Torn: Up for a little race Jak? Our top driver wants to face you on ring course 2, this baby is a little more difficult, let's see if you can rise to the challenge.
(Lines used by the propaganda stations stationed throughout the city, all are done by Baron Praxis.)
- Serve your city. Sacrifice for your city. And all will prosper.
- You are safe, because I care.
- All metal heads must die!
- Work hard and be grateful.
- Report all wrongdoers.
- Remember, even (your) friends could be enemies. (Sometimes the script inside the parentheses is excluded; or, "Remember, even friends might be enemies.")
- Turn in all who subvert.
- Strength is our only option!
- Obey, and be happy.
- Sacrifice is something you should do for your city.
- Sacrifice for your city.
- The city needs your sacrifice.
- It is better inside the walls.
- The law will show no mercy.
- Justice is swift.
- The underground movement is dead.
- One way, my way.
- Join the Krimzon Guard and your family will be allowed to stay.
- To lead is to control.
- Give up your freedom, and I will protect you!
- Have faith in me and the promised land is yours.
- Your city needs a strong leader, not a childish fool.
- Welcome not the unknown face.
- Shun those who would defy me.
- I am the face of Haven City. Without my strength, there would be no city.
- Follow me to a safer future!
- You're safe inside the walls with me.
- Defy and die.
- To all who defy me: I am watching you. I am everywhere. I am this city!
- Loyalty will be rewarded! Death will await all others!
- I am disappointed with this city's lack of commitment and sacrifice. Work harder. Eat less. Drink only when I tell you! Sleep is optional.
- We are at war with an outside threat. Don't make me declare war on you as well.
- Welcome to Haven City. All laws are enforced for your safety. Obey them, and you will not be punished.
- The city is safe, I will not allow harm to befall you. Trust me.
- Rest assured I will destroy the Metal Heads. One way or another.
- To all citizens: This puny Underground revolt will be dealt with by all aggressive means. We will crush these arrogant upstarts. They will not be allowed to threaten me, or this city's order.
- Attention citizens: This is your Baron speaking. There have been several unauthorized uses of the city's old gate locks. Fortunately these breaches have not resulted in contamination. But we all know how deadly the wasteland is. No one is allowed outside the city without authorization. Let it be known that any violators will be caught and executed.
- Brave citizens: Today is the anniversary of the great battle that ruined our city section we now call Dead Town. Remember those who died that day and how much we owe the Metal Heads for their treachery! Remember how bravely I fought to save those poor souls in the overrun section. And reflect on how grateful you should all be that the Krimzon Guard keeps you safe each day.
- Attention my loyal citizens: We are looking for a rebel fugitive who has caused the city considerable damage of late. This man is armed and extremely dangerous, and can somehow change into a monstrous creature! We have reports he is working with the Metal Heads to subvert your city and your safety. Report all sightings immediately.
- Don't try to make a fool out of me, Jak. Just because I haven't killed you yet, doesn't mean I'm not onto you. The citizens of this city worship me, because I offer them safety. All I ask in return is for their lives. I'll find you. And when I do, you'll wish you'd died in prison.
- As you all know, I was wounded during our last glorious assault against the Metal Head Nest many years ago. I have sacrificed everything for this city and I demand only the same in return!
- The dark eco inside you will eventually kill you, Jak. Its destructive effects cannot be stopped. Once you are in its chaotic grip, it will not let you go until you slide into insanity. Turn yourself in. And I will kill you mercifully and painlessly. It is your only way out.
- Pay no attention to the groundless rumors about low eco supplies. As your Baron, I assure you, the city has an endless supply of eco stores. Those who would say we are running out are only trying to frighten and subvert. I have everything in control. I command you to have no fear.
- To all citizens of this great city: There is a monster among you, masquerading as a man. He is dangerous and must be destroyed! I offer a reward of eco for his capture! Or, if you have a loved one in prison, I will exchange them for this renegade. I promise.
- This is your Baron: I have been informed by the Ministry of Extreme Labor that worker productivity is down this month! That is unacceptable! I give you safety, and this is how you repay me?! You must work harder, not smarter! Free the mind and the body will do as its told. Forced labor will set you free! And to help you in your spiritual motivation, quotas are doubled next month!
- Due to recent, ah, "attrition difficulties", this city needs fresh Krimzon Guard recruits. Everyone is asked to volunteer members of their family. Come down to your friendly fortress facility. Or else.
- As your Baron, I am instituting a "no hoverboard" rule in the city. Young delinquents with nothing better to do than float around and do tricks! Huh, I'll put all violators into the Guard and teach them some discipline. No skating. It's the law.
- This is your Baron. I am still in control! And I assure you; There's absolutely no Metal Heads in the city. Anyone who contradicts this fact will be shot. The current situation is merely an elaborate propaganda hoax perpetrated by the outlawed Underground militia! Trying to subvert our laws and discredit those who protect you while you sleep. Pay no attention to this foolish hoax. There are no metal heads within a hundred miles of this city.
- Fear not the men in red. Sure there are occasional complaints about their over-aggressive policing, wanton destruction of people's property during raids, mass arrest, misplaced loved ones and whatnot. Hey, we're only human! Running a city can be tougher than it looks. Imagine how much worse it would be if the Metal Heads were in charge.
- We've had a few... incidents with our lower-class labor force lately. If your lurker is acting up, call Krimzon Animal Control. Is your lurker in a tree? Stuck in a sewer grate? Foaming at the mouth? Call the friendly officers of the K.A.C., and they will deal with your furry slave with all the love and care it deserves. Then haul it away for reconditioning. Remember, lurkers can be dangerous.
- Please give generously to the Baron Eco Fund. Your munificent donation will be used for a variety of humanitarian needs. Bombs, guns, armor, genetic alteration research, all in the name of preserving this wonderful city of ours. Give often, give freely, or it will be taken from you.
- It can be so lonely at the top. And looking down from up here, I can see that this dirty city is in desperate need of revitalization. So, to that end, we will be bulldozing many sections of the city in the coming weeks. All complaints against this construction initiative can be brought, in person, to the fortress prison where they will be... reviewed. Condemned city sections are to be evacuated before razing begins. Anyone still in their homes will be ignored.
- This is Baron Praxis. We have taken back the city, and the Metal Heads are now fleeing before us. Victory is at hand! Continue to fight for the freedom I may someday give you. Continue to defy these enemies of my law and order. And continue to die for me.