This is the script of Daxter. The sections are named and sorted per the "play level" secret from the start menu. Also included, in separate sections, are the non-cutscene lines from various characters or Daxter himself, marked accordingly in the section title.
Samos: In the great struggle of good versus evil there is often more to a hero than meets the eye. Just as the plants have their hidden roots, and rocks, when turned over, reveal their dark underbelly with all manner of surprises, so too is the great story of Jak and his epic fight to save Haven City. Every mother's child has heard this story well, but most have heard only half the tale. For as great as Jak was, he would never have succeeded without his often forgotten but faithful sidekick, Daxter.
In my many years as a sage, and trust me it's a big number, I've learned one very important truth. Behind every great hero... there is always a wisecracking... obnoxious... nincompoop! This is his story.
(The scene changes to modern day Haven City)
Employee: I can't do this anymore! It's too dangerous.
Osmo: But... But... please. Don't leave now.
Employee: Forget it! find another crazy sucker! Ok?
Erol: Forget the rat! The Baron wants him.
Daxter: Don't worry Jak! I'll save you before you know it!
Guard: What was that? Where did he go?
Osmo: Oh? Where did who go?
Guard: That little, crazy orange... whatever he is. I'll show him!
- Two years later, almost...
Daxter: And there I was, toe to toe with five... er... fifty-five of the nastiest lurkers you ever saw. Suddenly, they came at me from the left, so I moved to the right, with a chop and a kick and a... aaagghh!
Daxter: Wait... come back. I've got more! After I fell down to confuse the lurkers, I then... ooohhhh...
Osmo: Can you speak up, son? My ears aren't what they used to be. Tell us the one about how you can knock guards silly with a single blow.
Daxter: What... I can? Oh yeah.. yeah yeah... Those guards don't stand a chance against the ol' one two...
Osmo: Yes, I'm pleased to meet you also. I'm Osmo, proprietor and chief spray technologist for the Kridder Ridder extermination company. Let me get right to brass tacks, young man. I need someone like you ...someone with your ingenuity...
Daxter: That's me!
Osmo: Someone with your strength...
Daxter: That's right!
Osmo: Your resourcefulness...
Daxter: Yup... got it!
Osmo: Your bravery in the face of certain death...
Daxter: What! Okay, Move along, old man. You had me at 'hello' ...but you had to push it!
Osmo: In short, would you like a job working for me? I'll make it worth your while.
Daxter: Forget it buddy! I don't know nothing about exterminating, and I hate bugs! Although I could always fake it.
Osmo: Eh what? You'll take it? Wonderful! Meet me at the shop tomorrow. And welcome, welcome aboard!
The next morningEdit
Daxter: Looks like the bugs won.
Osmo: What was that?
Daxter: Alright, everything with more than two legs, start trembling, 'cause the Daxternator is in the building!
Osmo: That's the spirit! Are you ready for the first test?
Daxter: Just give me the bug juice, pops, and make it a double. I'll hose down every creepy crawly that moves!
Osmo: No, no, no. You must first learn the basics. In my day, we hunted bugs with style and class. (Tosses Daxter an electric flyswatter) A more elegant weapon, for a more civilized time. Now, for your first job. I want you to go and take out all the loose bugs in the local hotel. Go get 'em!
Osmo reminder 1Edit
Osmo: Your first job is at the Westside hotel. Find the Concierge, and he will show you the ropes.
On the streets (in-game)Edit
(Upon leaving the shop after receiving the swatter.)
Osmo (communicator): Daxter... I almost forgot to tell you about this communication device! I'll use this to keep in touch with you whenever you're away from the shop. Now you're good to go, my boy.
(After picking up the orb.)
Daxter: If there's one thing I've learned, you can never have too many of these Precursors orbs!
(After picking up the health pack.)
Daxter: A health pack! Bet you never guessed that one.
(After picking up the skull gem.)
Osmo (communicator): Daxter, that gold gem is dropped by all these new, nasty bugs. Collect as many of these as you can... That's how I get paid!
Approaching the Hotel (in-game)Edit
(When approaching the Westside Hotel.)
Osmo (communicator): That's the hotel Daxter. Head inside and talk to the Concierge. And remember, your job is to exterminate bugs.
(After entering the hotel.)
Daxter: Whoa, get a load of this place!
Concierge: So, you must be the exterminator. Mr. Krew, our best customer, will be pleased you're here. But I don't like the looks of you... The bugs up here ate the last exterminator alive. Anyway, I'd love to let you up the elevator, but I've lost the key somewhere. Have a look round for it, will you?
Inside the Hotel (in-game)Edit
(After collecting the Westside Hotel key.)
Concierge (communicator): Thank you! Now bring me back a nice stack of those gold bug-gems and I'll tell Osmo you've managed better than that last fellow he sent.
Concierge: I knew you didn't have the fortitude. I'll need more gold gems than that!
Inside the Hotel (in-game 2)Edit
(When approaching the killer plant.)
Concierge: I may have forgotten to feed the plants, I'm afraid...
(When approaching the netting after the first metal bug.)
Daxter: Being an ottsel might be useful after all.
(After sliding down a pipe further inside the Hotel and approaching the door that leads you further into the level.)
Concierge: Oh, did I forget to give you the room keys? Well, you'll find a way.
(Upon reaching the second sliding section.)
Daxter: Looks like the express exit for the Daxternator!
Concierge: You've exceeded my expectations. Payment received in full. And I'll be phoning your employer immediately. Now off you go!
Exiting the Hotel (in-game)Edit
(After exiting the Westside Hotel.)
Osmo (communicator): Good work Daxter. I hear you did a smash-up job. Now I need you to clean up a construction site. These bugs don't even wait for the building to be finished!
Daxter: That ain't no bug...
Taryn: And you're too scruffy to be a creeper. So... what's your game? Speak up before these barrels become both ends of the conversation. Who are you?
Daxter: I could ask you the same, sweet cheeks.
Taryn: Well if you must know, I'm Taryn. And let me guess, you're one of those lame exterminators, who think they can still clean up the city. I've got news for you. Those new metal bugs are more than you can handle, so take your little toys and go home.
Daxter: And I've got news for you... you're really hot when you're angry!
Taryn: We've got bigger problems around here than people know. You wanna help? Here's a big girl's way of taking out bugs. You get the creeps, I'll get that crane moving. Think you can handle it?
Daxter: Okay, baby, I'll play along. Watch me work sugar.
Taryn: Hey! Watch where you spray that thing cowboy...
Clearing platforms (in-game)Edit
(After killing the first metal slug.)
Taryn: Grab the crane. I'll take you up.
(When the crane stops moving.)
Taryn: You're in position fuzzball. Drop down and clear the platform. I'll pick you up when the bugs are gone.
(After killing the bugs on the first platform.)
Taryn: Two more!
(After killing the bugs on the second platform.)
Taryn: Vaguely impressive. One more to go.
(After clearing the third and final platform.)
Taryn: Hmm, you rodents are full of surprises. If you can make your way back, meet me at the bar.
Exiting the construction site (in-game)Edit
(After exiting the construction site.)
Osmo (communicator): Calling Daxter, come in Daxter. Return to the Kridder Ridder shop immediately!
Kaeden: That's three more infestations you failed on this week! Keep it up, and this business will be mine!
Osmo: Go spray your s's someone else, Kaeden! This company's been in my family for generations! My father's father, Ozmar Itchy Drawers III worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is!
Kaeden: Yes, I'm sure he's very proud. I promise you, Osmo, I will eventually run you out of town! You'll be bug bait soon enough!
Daxter: What insect crawled up his butt?
Osmo: We're in trouble Daxter. If we don't start completing jobs soon, I'll lose the business. The bug alert! It looks like something big. To the hangar! For this job, I'm trusting you with my pride and joy, Little Betsy.
Daxter: Alright! You've got hot daughter, huh?
Osmo: She's a beauty, huh?
Daxter: She's... ah... something all right... You're telling me this thing still flies?
Osmo: Sure. Been in my family for centuries. Used it to take out the infamous curly crab infestation of '67. And you'll need it to take out this swarm. But be gentle with her! I don't know what I'd do if something ever happened to 'ol Betsy. Fire her up and go get that swarm, flyboy!
Inside Breezy Valley (in-game)Edit
(Upon approaching the first vent.)
Osmo (communicator): Collect spray from vents! The R button release the spray. Hold it down to eliminate those bugs!
(When only a minute is left on the timer.)
Osmo (communicator): Hurry up, Daxter, and finish exterminating those bugs!
(When all of the small plants have been saved.)
Osmo (communicator): Daxter, crash into the purple bugs to kill them, or the big plant is going to die!
(After the queen reveals herself.)
Osmo (communicator): That's the queen, Daxter! Don't let her escape!
(When failing to properly take down the hive queen.)
Osmo (communicator): She's pretty quick! Try finishing her off when she turns.
Osmo: Daxter, is that you? What was that noise?
Osmo: Welcome back, my boy. Good, you've already covered ol' Betsy up for me. At her age, that old duster can use all the tender loving care she can get. I'll bet she needs a wash.
Daxter: No! No! She's fine. Perfect... Not a scratch. No sir-ey... Ah.. everything's still here... more or less. I'll pick up the pieces later... I mean, I'll give her a bath later.
Osmo: Hmm, are you sure...? That's very thoughtful of you.
Returning to the shop (in-game)Edit
(After returning to the exterminator shop.)
Daxter: Don't know what it is about this Precursor stuff, but it sure makes to want an ottsel catch a few z's.
Osmo reminder 2Edit
Osmo: I just got a call from the bar Daxter. Oh, some kind of mechanical problem. Oh, I know I don't need to give you directions. Oh and my son left his scooter outside. Go ahead and use it.
Sprayer upgrade 1Edit
Daxter: Dry your tears gorgeous, I have returned!
Taryn: Well, bug boy... I see that you're still breathing.
Daxter: Alive and kicking... kicking butt that is.
Taryn: Yeah great. Well you might as well have this. It's a little 'modification' for that sprayer pack.
Daxter: Sweet! Uhhh... what's it do?
Taryn: Pressure boost. Try it out. This should be amusing.
Daxter: Oh I can handle the pressure baby.
Taryn: I actually hadn't thought of that... Oh by the way, it only lasts a few seconds.
Daxter: Just keep the drinks on ice baby! I'll be back before you know it!
Barmaid: Daxter, never thought I'd actually be glad to see you. Anyway, I've lost pressure at the taps. And the valves need to be reset. Trouble is, nobody's been down there in months. I know you don't need any more motivation than that.
Barmaid: What are you doing? The taps are still down!
Inside the Brewery (in-game)Edit
(After opening a valve at the wrong time.)
Barmaid: Be careful Daxter! Opening a valve at the wrong time will cause the whole machine to overheat. Wait until the red light flashes to press the button.
(After failing to open a valve in time.)
Barmaid: Don't let the pressure get too high! To prevent the machine from overheating, press the matching button as soon as you see the red light flash.
(After completing the mission.)
Barmaid: Good work my orange friend! Back in business.
Barmaid: Say, there was a worker in here a minute ago from the transit system down the street. Said there were some bugs chewing though some electrical wires. Be careful though, he looked like he needed a drink.
Fighting the altum sonatur queen (in-game)Edit
(When not properly attacking the hive queen's head.)
Osmo (communicator): Daxter, that's an altum sonatur queen! Its head should be vulnerable to your bug spray!
(When not attacking the egg sac when it is exposed.)
Osmo (communicator): The egg sac – you've got to hit the egg sac!
(While riding up the elevator.)
Osmo (communicator): What took you so long Daxter? You didn't wreck the transit authority's zoomer did you? Well nevermind. We've been given access to the Power Station. Head up there; I've got a distress call from the strip mine.
Miner intro 1Edit
Miner: Wooh... sight for sore eyes. We were just about to hit the mother lode, when these bugs showed up. There's a bunch of eco crystals out there. You can bring them back if you... dare.
Miner reminder 1Edit
Miner: If I don't get those crystals, I'm ruined!
Miner reminder 2Edit
Miner: Yeah... not... not that I don't appreciate the effort, but... 8 crystals please?
Miner success 1Edit
Miner: Ahhh.. beautiful crystals! You have no idea how much those Haven city suckers are paying for this stuff! Off you go then!
Exiting the strip mine (in-game)Edit
(After completing the strip mine and exiting the warp gate.)
Taryn (communicator): Looks like you've got another date with Betsy. Don't worry, I've had her fixed up. Now you need to go and finish the job in Breezy Valley.
Daxter: Bug base.. bug base.. this is orange lightning, do you read?
Taryn: Yes, Daxter. But you don't have to use call signs or—
Daxter: Unit 1 returning to base ASAP on the QT. By the way. Was I supposed to pick you up something at the store?... Yakow milk maybe? Or some old guy fiber? I keep thinking I've forgotten to do something. Y'know, something important... I can't help but think...
(A prison zoomer flies past, with Jak in the cage in the back)
Daxter: JAK! That's it! Hang on buddy! I gotta go, toots. Talk to you later! I mean... uh, over and out! I mean 10-4... or whatever!
Ximon to the rescueEdit
Ximon: Ohh... sorry, buddies. Didn't your mom tell ya to stay out of the street?! Hey, little furry dude! Get in!
Daxter: Thanks, dude.
Ximon: You're welcome, dude!
Ximon: Ximon's the name. I'm Osmo's son. Pops said he hadn't heard from you for a while, so I tracked you down pronto with the radio. its a good thing too, We got a mondo job brewing right now on a big tanker in the Port. You ready to party hard?
(Kaeden watches the two fly past his window, the scene shifts to him.)
Metal Kor: Why is that last exterminator company still operating?
Kaeden: The owner, Osmo has proven... difficult to discourage.
Metal Kor: Well then, help him down the path of despair! I can't have this Osmo interfering with my plans! We've finally infiltrated Haven's security walls, and I don't want some wrinkled old exterminator getting in my way!
Kaeden: I have it handled, great one... I assure you. He's got some new hired help, but it's only a matter of time before-
Metal Kor: Close him down! Soon! Or else I'll be doing some exterminating myself.
Inside the tanker 1 (in-game)Edit
(After being dropped onto the tanker and jumping onto the first lifeboat.)
Ximon (communicator): Pop says this is a simple job: collect the gems, cash the check. See ya on the flipside dude!
Daxter: What's this? Hey little fella. Are you lost?
Tik: Tik... Tik.
Daxter: I'll get us off this rusty boat, don't worry your little... ah.. thorax... or whatever it is... You know, I've always wanted my very own side-kick. From now on I'll call you...
Tik: Tik... Tik...
Daxter: Tik! I wonder if you're a boy or a girl... Lemme see... so small.... it's hard to tell.. Hey, did you just raise your leg?! Ew... bad Tik. Bad! From now, on only on the grass, ok? Yuk! Alright, let's get outta here!
Sprayer upgrade 2Edit
Daxter: Hello? Is that you, dude?
Taryn: You're dead!
Daxter: Are you trying to perm my tail? It's about time you showed up again, toots!
Taryn: A bit jumpy for a big hero aren't we?
Daxter: Yeah well, the twitch comes with the job. How about a little something, y'know, for the effort?
Taryn: Alright you deserve a bone.
Taryn: This flamethrower attachment will keep a smile on your face. Just watch your cone of fire and keep the kill zone in front of you. It depletes your fuel so use it carefully. And don't forget to clean the barrel-
Daxter: Yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it. Just point and shoot. Sweet!
In the Port (in-game)Edit
(After receiving the flamethrower attachment from Taryn.)
Taryn: (communicator): I don't know why I do you favors like this. Anyway the city Port is a mess; clear out the distillery and cannery and we'll call it even.
You no bug!Edit
Brutter: Hey... wait... you no bug! You too furry for metal ugly. Hey... you be bug squisher? You work for Osmo? You guy I call!
Daxter: Yea me bug squisher... ya big lug! Now put me down!
Brutter: Oh so sorry, little orangey pal. Me Brutter. Me own fish cannery but mean nasty metal bugs eating all me fishy foods. Brutter lose business.
Daxter: Well, that's why I'm here for. You can thank me now...
Brutter Ahhh, yes thanks I give for you help, but me main storage area is where most nasty bugs sneak. You protect that? You squish them all, orangey pal?
Daxter: Yeah, I'll clean 'em out. Whew! As if the smell of this place wouldn't already do the trick.
In the Port 2 (in-game)Edit
(After completing the fish cannery and distillery and returning to the outside.)
Ximon (communicator): Looks like it's gonna be fast and furious oh sultan of fuzz. Let's cruise!
Ximon forest intro 1Edit
Ximon: Okay orange buddy, we got to take out these bugs. You pull up aside them, and I'll nuke them.
Inside Emerald Isle (in-game)Edit
(When failing to engage the hive queen properly.)
Ximon: Get beside the bug little dude!
(After defeating it.)
Ximon: Oh yeah dude, that was supreme-o radical! Oh, pop said you should head back to the construction site. Looks like something mucho not bueno going on there.
Inside the construction site (in-game)Edit
(After entering the second area in the second construction site area.)
Osmo (communicator): Daxter, did Ximon give you my message? We need to clean up that construction site!
(After using the second elevator.)
Osmo (communicator): Daxter, the management says you've got to destroy every one of those termite mounds before they'll activate the exit elevator.
(When near a termite mound but not destroying it.)
Daxter: My keen exterminator sense tells me that these termite mounds are the problem.
(At the end of the grindrail.)
Osmo (communicator): Things are heating up outside the city Daxter; you need to get back to the Power Station and get on top of it!
Sprayer upgrade 3Edit
Daxter: If we keep meeting like this, people will start to talk.
Taryn: If we don't stop this metal bug infestation, there wont be any people left.
Daxter: No problem. Then it'd just be you and me baby.... starting civilization all over again.
Taryn: Oh that's not in the cards, fuzz ball. Still, you are useful in handling the smaller problems around here. I suppose you're ready for a real toy... if you've got the fur for it. That's an ultrasonic attachment. It's... experimental.
Daxter: Experimental... Wooh... I like the sound of that!
Taryn: Hey watch where you point that thing! I don't actually know what it does.
Daxter: It's in good hands baby.
Miner intro 2Edit
Miner: Ah, you again. Alright, I've set a trap to catch the queen and end this mess. But she won't take the bait. That's... where you come in!
Miner reminder 3Edit
Miner: The trap is set, but no queen yet. Keep smashing those hives!
Miner hives doneEdit
Miner: Nice work. With all those squished bugs the queen should be on her way. Now all you have to do is go wait at the trap.
Fighting the hive queen 2 (in-game)Edit
(When approaching the hive queen's nest at the strip mine.)
Osmo (communicator): Holy cow Daxter! The readings are off the chart. Watch yourself!
Miner success 2Edit
Miner: Huurraay! I'm back in business! No more queen bug! You can go now.
Lenny: Alright, well, you came to the right place. There are huge bugs dropping disgusting eggs all over. We set up bug zappers, but everybody's afraid to man them. Uhh, I'd do it myself but I... I have carpal tunnel.
Inside the lumber mill (in-game)Edit
(While you are not actively proceeding with activating all the bug zappers.)
Lenny (communicator): There are still more of those... things!
(After killing all the drifters and approaching the log chute.)
Lenny (communicator): We did it! I can open the mill again! You can leave using the log chute.
(When returning to the power station, after completing both the strip mine 2 and lumber mill missions.)
Ximon (communicator): Yo little fuzzy dude, you ready to rock over to Emerald Isle one more time? I got the zoomer fully warmed up bro!
Ximon forest intro 2Edit
Ximon: Looks like it's gonna be fast and furious oh sultan of fuzz. Let's cruise!
Inside Emerald Isle 2 (in-game)Edit
(Upon entering Emerald Isle's main area.)
Ximon: I'll take the helm little dude, you man the tail gun. Take 'em out my man!
(After defeating it.)
Ximon: Going down buggo!
(Right after Ximon finishes his line.)
Osmo (communicator): Daxter, where have you been?! And have you seen that fool son of mine? Nevermind. Get back to that tanker in the Port.
Inside the tanker 2 (in-game)Edit
(After opening a third valve in the Tanker 2 level.)
Osmo (communicator): Daxter, what did you do?! I just got an alarm that the tanker's storage has been breached! Get out of there fast!
To the palaceEdit
Ximon: Woah dude... I thought you were a goner for sure! You know, a surfer's never supposed to turn his back on the ocean...
(Daxter holds up a plate with the Baron's logo stamped on it.)
Daxter: You see this?! That tanker's cargo was meant to be delivered to the Baron's Palace... You know what that means?
Daxter: It means we should pay a visit to Baron Praxis's Palace. You know, do a little exterminating snoop-around... But I'm gonna need a disguise.
(The scene shifts to the palace.)
Erol: You! Over there?!
Daxter: Hang loose, dude. Watch the master work his magic...
Erol: Who are you? What are you doing here?!
Daxter: Right, glad you asked.... We... We are the best extermination crew in Haven City! Someone call about a bug infestation?
Erol: What? I haven't heard about any infestation! Who called you?
Daxter: Ahhh... your boy ...ah... you know... Captain... Xi... Xi... Ximon... Rupertikjakmos.
Erol: Nice try! That call didn't happen! Captain Rupertikjakmos is on leave this month! He couldn't have been the one!
Daxter: Ah... well you see...
Ximon: The captain ah called like from his vacation house... home... hotel...., and said this palatial palace type place was crawling with bugs and to get here pronto. Something about the Baron's wishes.
Erol: And they sent you? Look at you! I'd say you're the only vermin in this place. What? Did you sleep in the trash last night?
Daxter: Yeah, well it's a tough job.
Ximon: Very tough.
Daxter: We perform a vital service. So... if you'll just let us do our job.
Ximon: Yeah... our job... that we do...
Daxter: We'll just get to it and get out of your hair.
Erol: Hmm.. See that you do. And quickly! I'll be watching.
Daxter: Right! Have a good day.
Erol: I never do.
Ximon: That dude needs to chill dude.
Inside the palace (in-game)Edit
(When approaching the hidden security measures in the palace.)
Daxter: This is not going to be good. Daxter, it's time to get your orange self the hell out of here.
Finding the mapEdit
Veger: Dark Eco is a dangerous toy you're playing with, Erol. This map of the prison shows five inmates who have been exposed to this disgusting dark eco. All have died, save one. Your weapons program is a failure!
Erol: Count Veger, you simply have no faith. This Jak person shows promise. The old hag Onin says he's special.
Tik: Tik... Tik! Tik!
Veger: What was that? Ughh... bugs! I hate bugs! They're everywhere these days! What was I saying? Oh yes, light eco is the key. If we can find the secret of the Precursors we—
Erol: The secret is fear, and turning our warriors into weapons with dark eco. We'll need something powerful to defeat the Metal Heads.
Veger: It will be your downfall. These eco freaks will not save us!
Daxter: Oh yeah... the roadmap to Jak! Nice goin', little buddy. Give me a high claw.
Tik: Tik Tik!
Finding the clothesEdit
Daxter: Good boy, Tik!
Tik: Tik! Tik!
Daxter: No these clothes wont fit me... But maybe Jak can use them.
Tik: Tik! Tik! Tik!
The shop goes boomEdit
Osmo: I don't care what you say! We're doing our best!
Kaeden: Well your best isn't good enough!
Kaeden: Look! There are bugs even in your own establishment!
Tik: Tik! Tik! (Kaeden smashes Tik) Tiiiiiik!
Daxter: Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Tik?
Kaeden: That's how it's done. And you're next!
(Once he is outside.)
Kaeden: Ah ah ah ah! Now you die!
Osmo: Cough... Everything I've worked for... gone.
Daxter: Don't worry. I'll get that blowhard metal bug for what he did. But I gotta go save my friend Jak. Umm... I just need a plan...
(The scene changes to Daxter and Ximon inside the company van above the prison.)
Daxter: Ah... are you sure this is safe?!
Ximon: Trust me! You're looking radical, dude! Totally extreme!
Daxter: Then lower away! This ottsel is on a mission!
Ximon: And it's totally possible!
(Once he has fallen down.)
Daxter: I'm okay.... I'm okay.
Kaeden has failedEdit
Metal Kor: Once again you have failed, and I must contemplate how to exact pain for your disservice!
Kaeden: Why is this Jak creature so important? And that annoying orange furbag, he is nothing but a trifle...
Metal Kor: You have no idea how important they both are to the cosmos! Daxter must not be allowed to rescue Jak! Do you understand?!
Kaeden: I will see to it personally!
Metal Kor: Yes.... but if you fail.... Maybe that orange rat can still be of service...
Kaeden: I will not fail. This isn't over yet!
Metal Kor: If Daxter breaks the eco user out of prison, this Jak... I could still meet them both outside... in disguise... Yes, an old man would win their confidence. Ah ah ah, I can still get what I want.
Kaeden: And I will get this Daxter's head.
What's on the tubeEdit
Daxter: Oh yeah! Lets see what's on the tube tonight! Boring, boring... Seen it... Re-run... Hated it... Boring... I was up for that part...
Daxter: Wow... sorry ladies, I didn't know Krimzon girls took showers. Grrrr... Jak! I'm coming for you buddy! Hang on!
Daxter: Eh eh... just checking!
Pick on bugs your own sizeEdit
Daxter: Hey ah, sleaze breath...
Kaeden: Do you like killing metal bugs?
Daxter: Well, there is a certain top of the food chain satisfaction to the whole—
Metal Kaeden: Then why don't you pick on a bug your own size!?
Daxter: Heh, heh, heh, heh, well yes, technically you are a lot bigger—
Metal Kaeden: Ah ah ah ah ah!
Metal Kaeden: You cannot stop the coming onslaught...
Daxter: Bring 'em on, bug breath! I just stopped you, didn't I?
Metal Kaeden: No matter what happens, my master will be waiting for you and Jak outside...
Daxter: Outside where?
Metal Kaeden: It's already written. The city will be ours...
Ximon: Whoa... gnarly... Excellent work dude!
Daxter: That's right... Heroes always find a way to get it done... no matter what the hardship...
Ximon: Yeah!... Well the map here says this door was open all the time. You could have just walked in... Oh... and you left behind your sidekick's threads.
Daxter: I knew that. Now I must be off for my date with destiny. Fare thee well, my fine fan. Parting is such sweet— Aaagghhh!!
Ximon: Ohhh! Now that is a heroic exit!
(Changes to the 'Naughty Ottsel', post-Jak 2. Daxter is lying on the bar being petted, as friends gather around listening to his story.)
Daxter: And that's how I saved Jak. Grrrr...
Completing dream mode levels (in-game)Edit
(After the first dream mode mission.)
Daxter: I know kung fu!
(After completing the Braveheart mission in dream mode.)
(After beating the Lord of the Rings II mission in dream mode.)
Daxter: Wow, that was deep...
(After completing the Indiana Jones dream.)
Daxter: It had to be snakes!
(After completing the second Matrix dream.)
Daxter: Wow... that was confusing.
(After defeating the Precursor robot in the final Lord of the Rings dream.)
Daxter: Man, was he pushy!